FOLIO OLIO: WEDNESDAY #3786

One Of My Very Own

That's an old gag but I sure do like that picture.
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My Barcelona got crushed by a Liverpool team that was missing its start Egyptian. I lost a fortune, but worse, my team plays no more.

Alas.
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PEOPLE NOT FROM AROUND HERE

People help a man who dropped 25,000 yuan (3,570 USD) in the street. He didn't lose a single bank note.

Don't try that shit in my neighborhood. Not only would Americans take his loose money, somebody would have taken the sack it fell out of.
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Apparently, that's true. Shops and banks also have paintballs behind the counter to throw at robbers.

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2008/05/20/reference/anti-crime-color-balls/#.XL8Z9utKjNI
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Every report of human feces on the streets of San Francisco since 2011.
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A bunch of sissy bastards. Do they not have an embarrassment bone in their bodies?
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You have my permission to moan aloud.
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Rather bold of her to park her fucking car in the driveway!

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My wife: Were you paying attention to anything I said?

Me: I don't even pay attention to anything I say.

DEFYING EXPLANATIONS

Make sure you figure out what this is...

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Tips for those of you who work in front screens all day:

1. Unclench your jaw

2. Twist your torso from side to side

3. Arch backward until you’re upside down with your hands and feet on the floor

4. Laugh

5. Spider crawl across the room

6. Devour someone whole

7. Haunt the witnesses

APPLIED PHYSICS

Do not try this at home...

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The making of a snowflake.

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That's amazing.
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This applies to several items in this post.

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Art teacher: I think you've misunderstood. It's the models who will be nude.

Me: Well this is awkward.

CONCERNING YOUR HOST

Sunburns aren't the result of being exposed to heat. They are the result of the programmed cell death (apoptosis) that occurs after the cells are exposed to UVB rays that damage the cells DNA: UVB-induced apoptosis. So basically a sunburn is the result of the body killing its own damaged skin. Hence the cancers, when the body fails to properly kill damaged DNA cells.

As a teenager, I was a lifeguard and I'm paying for all that exposure.
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When a post comes due that I really don't like but it gets record page views.

Some days the pickings are slim and I have to post whatever I can get...like today's post.
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Most of my young friends are around 29 years old and I never bring it up that at their age I owned a house, had two kids, and a master's degree...plus I had spent four years in the military. Bit of an overkill if you ask me. I know times have changed and most young people have to make a choice of burdening themselves with decades of student loan debt or working in the service industry. Sucks that.
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I've worked off dozens of these while painting murals.

My crew chief almost turned on over and it scared the shit out of me.
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I've been looking for this for years.

That one looks like it uses straws. You mash your face against one side and it shows on the other side.
Here's another...

I made one just like it but I used rolled up dollar bills instead of straws.

I didn't have time to make my face or whatever.
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Some people think the opposite of fire is water, but I think the opposite of fire is no fire.

MOTOR VEHICLES

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Sorry, but my blog master won't allow sound.
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He fires over the earthen berm, misses the enemy tank, backs up, and the enemy return fire goes mere feet over his head.

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I haven't a clue.

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I once showed my daughter a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why she should insist on any boyfriend use a condom. All the slides were just pictures of her.