FOLIO OLIO: TUESDAY #3799

One Of My Very Own

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Hopefully the last posts about GoT.

An HBO executive trying to stem the tide...

One of the far too few great visuals...

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Enlisting in the Unsullied Army

The most surprising twist in the Game of Thrones ending was someone finishing a book.

-- Game of Beverages

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The sequel I'm waiting on...

"Arya and Sansa Invents the Scissors"
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I did win a bet on who would end up sitting on the Iron Throne...or at least be the ruler. I had the fat guy with the mustache and the kid in the wheelchair.
The guy I made the bet with (Gary the Painter) said, "Well, I'll tell you this right now - if that crippled kid ends up king I'm not going to buy the DVDs!" I thought that hilarious.
This is the same guy who knew why a fire-breathing dragon never ran out of fuel. You see, it has two organs connected to the lungs, each produces a highly explosive that combusts when they are exhaled and they combine. He produces more of these chemicals every time it inhales.
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I found it extraordinary that the little guy thought the cripple guy should be king because he knew a lot of stories. Hell, with that criteria I could be king...and, by god, I would be a funny king!
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ABSURITYVILLE HUMORS

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Did you notice it was a Louis Vuitton?
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Seeing cows grazing on a hill similar to this, my brother told us they were either right-hand cows or left-hand cows. The difference being the direction they stand to eat which is dictated by two of their legs being shorter than the other two.
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Wouldn't you love to have been the policeman first writing that arrest report?
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When watching GoT on May 4th.

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Is everyone in Brussels drunk?

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Oxford comma: I had eggs, toast, and orange juice.

University of Phoenix comma: I had, eggs toas,t and, orange juice,

NATURE'S MARVELS

Time-lapse of lightning in eruption.
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Meanwhile, in Louisiana...

Anybody want to explain to me how that could have happened?
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Further proof that the world is out to get us.
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I love stuff like that.
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Proof that they nailed it in the poster.

And then there are these views...

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Leopard dog

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Expect me to post each and every Water Bear that I happen upon.
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The perfect segue to the next section.
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When my daughter was 5 she wrote a note to the Easter Bunny that said “Happy Easter are you a boy or a girl” and I left a typed note that said “Sorry I can’t read I’m just a bunny.”

Oh, my, another perfect segue...like I planned it.
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THE NAUGHTY BITS

And apparently, this is much more of a problem than one would think.

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Yes, that is who you think it is.
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"Cleaner"

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I don't mean to preach on this so often, but if you dress like that and catch a man gawking, then shut the fuck up.
How about men dressing like this...

Then get angry when you women break eye contact?
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It's a portable urinal.

All I know is that it is in the English speaking world.
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ME: Omg I love making up stupid words too!

WIFE: No, spelunking is a thing.

ME: Ha ha, absototesly.

PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY

You may think that animal cruelty, and I agree.
But growing up in the South we tied thread to a June Bug's leg.

And let it fly on a leash.

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I will never understand.

Remember the snake guy who got bit in the balls? At least he was getting paid to entertain the crowd. The guy above risked his life and limb for fake internet points.
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Maybe the reason we haven't contacted aliens or visa versa is that every culture reaches a certain point and then everyone turns anti-science and progress stops.

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Here are examples of modern forms of execution.

I'm against it due to A. The certainty of convicting the wrong person.

And B. It has been shown to not be an effective deterrent.
Humans are very inventive when it comes to ways to take a life.

The last time that device was used was the year the first Star Wars came out.

These next examples are more or less self-explanatory.

That last one looks a million times worse than crucifixion.

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Have kids close in age so they can be friends and so you don't sleep for 7 years.

GET LEARNT

It was stated that a person found this mysterious object in the woods and needed help identifying it.
Well, they are old fashioned insulators for power lines.

By the way, did you know that the higher on the pole a wire is located, the deadlier it is.

Those at the very bottom are phone and cable and won't hurt you at all.
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Relatively light, mobile, effective AND IT'S YELLOW!
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Thai soldier waiting for the procession of the new King of Thailand to pass by on coronation day. Dressed in full ceremonial outfit, he had to stand still in 100-degree heat during the procession. Noticing sweat drip down the soldier’s fingers, the woman used her small portable fan to help cool him down.
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