SATURDAY #3838

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL:

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

Marilyn Monroe

John F. Kennedy once observed, "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."
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I know that many young men grow up in isolated small villages. I know that in these villages the dating pool is minuscule and standards must be lowered. I know all that, but still...DAMN!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Bill Fucking Murray!

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What Happens Next?

 A. He runs over one of those girls.
B. He runs over both of these girls.
C. He runs over every sumbitch on the sidewalk.
D. He drives straight into the canal...without hesitation as if drawn by a magnet.
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D.
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Before coming to France for the D-Day commemorations this year, K.T. Robbins, a 98-year-old veteran, had one wish: meet with his French love again.

 He'd met her during the war, in 1944, in a small town in Eastern France. All these years, he kept her picture and the memory of her name. Jeannine Ganaye. French TV station France 2 was able to find this woman and to organize their reunion. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr8q936Gk1Q

This is the only photo (censored) of Mr. Robbins and Miss Ganaye, taken with her sister, Helga, who was a bit of an exhibitionist. 

*MNBT
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Instead of "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" it should be called "trick or treatment."

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LEARNING NEW THINGS IS GOOD

Our old friend Situational Awareness...

The car, of course, was right dead center in the truck's blind spot. 
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Snow, heavy rain, fog, smoke or sun - NEVER OUTRUN YOUR VISUAL STOPPING DISTANCE!!

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Michigan State University is testing out a sea lamprey repellent to stop the spread of the invasive species in the Great Lakes.

 It’s not hurting them. They navigate by scent and they are using the scent of dead lampreys to repel them. It seems highly effective!

A remarkable success:

http://www.glfc.org/pubs/factsheets/FACT%205_all.pdf

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I didn't know this would happen.

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Question: If you saw this would you tell a crew member?

 Pay attention, there will be an exam.

On which side of the plane was John Travolta? 
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Every time I think about moving to Illinois to be near my grandson I look at this video...

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Speaking of...
Ozzy and his granddaughter

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Guy's good.

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Within reason, anybody is willing to loan money to a service member because if they miss a payment the commander will garnish their paycheck.
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In 1931 DF Angier (left) and Dr. LF Kebler, try out a stretching device which claimed to increase height by 2 to 6 inches.

AKA the "choke me daddy" device.
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You might want to enlarge this.

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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"

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They say the human body is 90% water, so my wife isn't fat she's just flooded.

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TOXIC MASCULINITY

Winner for the world's best running outfit goes to...

Men seem to be obsessed with running...

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Men have a habit of accepting any and every dare asked of them.

Sometimes they dare themselves...just to look carefree.

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Men don't spend much time worrying over their appearance...unless they lose a bet and have to wear something demeaning.

I've always found it interesting that female cleavage is considered wonderful, but when men show almost the same thing it is considered gross.


This man is attending a wedding. Does he look like he gives a shit about his appearance?

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It's easy to tell if a man has had a bad day...

Many times "Bad days" are self-imposed...

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 There is something funny about grown men screaming like snake bit little girls...

 TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD!
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It seems that men's favorite pastime is jumping off things onto other things.

And...


And...

 If you have any confusion over that man's motivation I offer Exhibit A:

That is an alcoholic beverage container or as we call it here in the American South, a can of beer.
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How much do men like alcohol?

That man hangs off a mountain to collect honey to concoct an alcoholic brew. Yeah, that's how much men alike alcohol. 
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Men are very competitive.
Here is a swim team at some university. They display their comradery by wearing a costume. Men love costumes.


If this cost money then this man probably spent hundreds of dollars sharpening his skills. And men will literally spend years trying to beat a game.


Take computer games.

Not only do they spend money to purchase them, but they also spend most of their free time trying to master it. All this just to tell friends you did it...without proof.

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Guys in big trucks only tailgate you aggressively because they are in a rush to get home and kiss their dad on the lips.

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LAST LAUGHS

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 I love watching babies.
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What does this button do?

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Read it all...

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 Officer Friendly won't be having any more children.

 

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