FRIDAY #3844

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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THE GAMES MEN PLAY

Bunt Double

For those who don't know what a shift is in baseball: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infield_shift
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This is a Little League move that should NEVER happen in the big league.

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And when the same move is faked, it's good for a few laughs...

When I was a child in Little League I met a major leaguer who asked us if we would rather play for a living or work for a living. 
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Adam Savage's Iron Man suit flying.

That must be a fun job. He gets to invent all that amazing stuff and is given an almost unlimited budget.
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1 car becomes 2 car

I've shown this before but in case you missed it the driver of the first car is seen flying across the roof of the second car.
https://i.imgur.com/BRkfg4F.mp4
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I assume these men are playing a game of some sort...

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It's a young man's game, old man.
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Sniper Training - Day One

It's always funnier when it happens to fat people.
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Many of us have played don't get arrested all our lives, but what's the exact opposite of "resisting arrest"?

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It's weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which we decide whether or not to lick the area a person pees.

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PET ODDITIES

That's the second time I've seen a dog do that. Who knew?
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 I have no affinity for squirrels, but you must realize that the squirrel is running for its life and the cat just want to kill something...anything.
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Feuding neighbors...

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We have all seen a woman pet a bird...


But some of them take a step farther...

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If the police never did wrong then people would trust them. Nobody ever made a song called "Fuck The Fire Department."

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In a parallel world far, far away...

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KNOWLEDGE ACQUISITION 
MADE EASY

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Wild Bison on Santa Catalina Island

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalina_Island_bison_herd
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 https://educateinspirechange.org/alternative-news/america/teslas-new-solar-roof-will-be-as-cheap-as-the-average-shingle-roof/
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Comparison in the sun's size to Earth.

And if you zoom in on the grid...

The Earth is that small dot right in the middle.
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During WWII, one in five deaths suffered by bomber crews were caused by accidents. One in five. Accidents.

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MISTAKES WERE MADE

Looks like somebody else lied on their resume.
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Like I'm going to take pop-culture advice like that from Donald Trump.

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I almost made this a What Happens Next but it's just too obvious.

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  I have written whole novels on less.
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So, what would you do?

I'm thinking that the middle area is the safest bet, then crawl over to the downside.

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 That was happening far too often on a couple of stretches of interstate in my area. The state spent a bunch of money installing restraining cables in the median and they work.

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Did she maintain eye contact to establish dominance?

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A couple of my fuses blew out. An electrician wanted $600 to fix it. A little Youtube, determination and now my house is on fire.

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I'M NOT EASILY IMPRESSED BUT...

Women's USA basketball team vs. El Salvador's.

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You don't see too many great-great-grandfathers. 
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It took some effort but I managed to isolate a small area to prove to myself that it doesn't move.
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The last time I saw an ass like that it was on a float during Carnivale in Rio.
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Are they mating?
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Singapore Airport

https://i.imgur.com/Q8qVLQ0.mp4
It's much more impressive in motion.
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Iowa Class Battleship squeezing through the Panama Canal.

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I think people on meth are angry because they got all them food stamps and no teeth to eat with.

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FARTS AND GIGGLES

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And...

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 I think I'm a pike guy.

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