MONDAY #3854

One Of My Very Own

Actually, it would have been equally as absurdly funny had either of them said that. 
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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Guess who is following my wife's tweets.

Harrison Ford has reposted some of my wife's tweets to President Trump.
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FEATS I CAN'T OR WON'T DUPLICATE

Wouldn't you love to hear the backstory for that? 
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Okay, I might do such a thing.
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It's called continuity and it's a good thing. 
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Do you think he even knew who was in there? I do. 
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Idiot Savant?

[verification needed] 
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Seafood Linguine for...my wife?

Did you notice the pan was free hanging from sturdy posts? 
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This pianist plays "Happy Birthday" in 16 levels of increasing complexity.

This is rather long but damn!
https://boingboing.net/2019/07/01/pianist-plays-happy-birthday.html 
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Okay, I would do this when I was younger.

 But my back prohibits such altruism as of late.

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I don't even know what this means, but I assumed I wouldn't do it so it seemed to fit in this section.

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If history has taught us anything, I'd be surprised.

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GET LEARNT

Holy Shit! I would never get any work done!
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Yeah, nuclear scares people, but you are still a million times more likely to die from a lightning strike than being killed from a nuclear accident, but it scares you anyway and your vote matters. Wake the fuck up, people. There are no risk-free alternatives. 
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 If you are a young man, you may really want to read this:
https://www.sss.gov/Registration/Why-Register/Benefits-and-Penalties
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Goalball is a sport created for people with visual impairment

Participants compete in teams of three and try to throw a ball that has bells embedded in it into the opponents' goal. The ball is thrown by hand and never kicked. Using ear-hand coordination, originating as a rehabilitation exercise, the sport has no able-bodied equivalent.

https://i.imgur.com/lzv9OPx.mp4 
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Deaf baby hears mom's voice for the first time and is almost moved to tears.

https://i.imgur.com/6E97bLE.mp4

But there are those among us who think only commercially insured babies deserve such miracles.

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https://boingboing.net/2019/07/01/lies-reveal-truth.html 
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https://findtap.com/ 
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https://www.amazon.com/Brain-Coat-Shielding-your-Mind/dp/B00K0PX1KG/ref=as_li_ss_tl?keywords=em+shielding&qid=1561818166&s=hpc&sr=1-3-catcorr&linkCode=sl1&tag=bngbng-20&linkId=1272674d296e201e4a4614e217eca0de&language=en_US

That hat may come in handy in Ohio during Mayfly season.

Watching fireworks from a boat on the lake must have been fun on the 4th of July.
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From the other room:

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT MISCOMMUNICATION IS?

Me: *nods*

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ON MOBILITY

Although some wheeled vehicles are just plain silly...

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Motorized wheeled vehicles are by far the most dangerous form of transportation.

The camera lands at the perfect angle to document the aftermath...

And...

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Even walking has its hazards.

How to dump your girlfriend...

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Shipping...it's own unique hazards.

And rewards...
Logging barges are made to partially submerge themselves in order to offload.

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Flying is the safest, but not without mishaps.

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Then there is the just plain weird form of mobility.

A guy is Paragliding in the Himalayas and has an..." incident".

https://i.imgur.com/u0Q2tip.mp4 

This scene cost $ 42,000 in 1926.  It is often called the most expensive in the history of silent movies.

Buster Keaton's film "The General", 1926. 

Teaching the son how to drive on the cheap...

Work smarter, not harder.

https://i.imgur.com/ThL8Ph4.mp4 

I'm pretty sure you don't know what' going to happen...

https://i.imgur.com/hNSBOwn.mp4
And...
https://i.imgur.com/ZLHoUMN.mp4 

Just a father and son, using VR headsets, while waiting for their Tesla to charge.

*MNBT 
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Annie: I feel weird.

Michael Jackson: I have the best idea for a song.

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THE NAUGHTY BITS

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Every man has a woman who will them for who you are.

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Don't pull that forbidden to look at cleavage bullshit with me or I will embarrass the shit out of you. 
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Oh my!
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