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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

WEDNESDAY #3863

One Of My Very Own
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CAPTIONS MAKES IT ALL BETTER


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On a side note, here's a clip of Tesla being created with electricity - which is oh so appropriate...
https://i.imgur.com/rJTS0gk.mp4
But the irony of using DC power was not overlooked.
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 RH: I don't even know what that means.
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He's an easy kid to dislike. 
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 Who the fuck forgets slides?!
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I'm a fan of the theory that most of the interior is filled with rubble instead of shaped blocks. 
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That is an internet gag. Me, being an addict of such things, got it immediately. I will give you a minute to figure it out. Answer farther down.
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 That has to do with this image introduced years ago.
 That image has to do with a Mandingo Party (look it up).
Since introducted, it has morphed into many forms.

 Some of them crueler than others...

Some are very, very subtle...
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 It’s National Compliment Day. 
So here goes. 
*clears throat

Some of you are not so bad.

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SHIT GETTING EVEN SHITTIER

Cars parked on the beach...what could possibly go wrong?
https://i.imgur.com/hptwBty.mp4
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Interested in seeing what happens when a fireworks store catches on fire?
 https://i.imgur.com/9HyWJNH.mp4
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This bus driver had a major problem with this scooter guy. What happens next shouldn't surprise you at all.
 https://i.imgur.com/tVKuSCq.mp4
But did you notice that the bus driver was bleeding?
Here's the whole story that did surprise the shit out of me.
https://imgur.com/gallery/N9U2EP3
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Just another reason to get rid of the death penalty. Plus it has been proven that it is no deterrent at all.
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How does this shit keep happening? You can't throw a dead cat without hitting a video clip of a truck hitting a bridge or a man catching himself on fire pouring gas on a fire. We have all seen dozens and dozens of examples. What does that say about Americans' learning curve?
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Me: I had a bad upbringing & now I'm worried I'll be a terrible father.
Therapist: How many kids do you have?

Me: Like 3 I think.

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FASCINATING OBJECTS


I was so taken with the yacht that I almost missed the Jeep.
The Yacht's name is "Sailing Yacht A"
https://www.superyachttimes.com/yachts/sailing-yacht-a
And the "Jeep" is an Amphicruiser.
https://www.amphicruiser.com/ 
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The path of least resistance. 
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So very human...
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From comments:
"There was a shortage of men at that time, many of them were in Europe or the Pacific for World War II."

BTW a young server asked me if Pearl Harbor started WWI or II.
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That is wonderful! 
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"Nice ass, brick." 
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 There were numerous comments concerning a person off-camera giving instructions. Who the fuck cares. The dog did it and it was entertaining as hell.
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Years ago they marked bus stops with a 4x4 yellow post similar to mile markers like this.

My friend, Zach, who painted a 4' post to look like the bus stop markers.
Then he attached crossed 2x4s for a base to stand on and a handle to facilitate mobility. Then when he needed to catch a bus he would just set his post up on a corner and the bus would stop. He would just carry his fake post onto the bus and the drivers never protested.
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Don’t be afraid to love yourself...

...but do it quietly and make sure you get it all in the tissues.

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THOUGHT STIMULI


 https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/what-sort-of-anti-vaccine-halfwit-are-you-20190710187307
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Average people are pretty damn clever.
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https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/moron-thinks-everything-is-an-ad-hominem-attack-20190710187296
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 Oh, I would still love her but in a different way...from afar.
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I try, Ringo, I try. But young men wasting most of their lives playing video games is so very hard to ignore. 
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My son-in-law speaks many languages and I asked him that same question. He said that, as an example, Spanish may have a wonderful phrase for a sunny day, whereas French may have a great way of describing the smells of Spring. So his thoughts combine the best phrases of each language to remember a day at the lake. 
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I have had a few girls dance for me like that in the privacy of my own bedroom. Oh to be young again. I was a bit of a whore.

My present wife tried to do it once but I spoiled it by getting naked before she did...
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 And don't get me started about the number of "gods" of virgin births.
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1 comment:

Scott James said...

Monday punday = connecticuit

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