One Of My Very Own
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CAPTIONS MAKES IT ALL BETTER

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On a side note, here's a clip of Tesla being created with electricity - which is oh so appropriate...
https://i.imgur.com/rJTS0gk.mp4
But the irony of using DC power was not overlooked.
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RH: I don't even know what that means.
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He's an easy kid to dislike.
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Who the fuck forgets slides?!
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I'm a fan of the theory that most of the interior is filled with rubble instead of shaped blocks.
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That is an internet gag. Me, being an addict of such things, got it immediately. I will give you a minute to figure it out. Answer farther down.
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That has to do with this image introduced years ago.
That image has to do with a Mandingo Party (look it up).
Since introducted, it has morphed into many forms.
Some of them crueler than others...
Some are very, very subtle...
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Cars parked on the beach...what could possibly go wrong?
https://i.imgur.com/hptwBty.mp4
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Interested in seeing what happens when a fireworks store catches on fire?
https://i.imgur.com/9HyWJNH.mp4
^^B2^^
This bus driver had a major problem with this scooter guy. What happens next shouldn't surprise you at all.
https://i.imgur.com/tVKuSCq.mp4
But did you notice that the bus driver was bleeding?
Here's the whole story that did surprise the shit out of me.
https://imgur.com/gallery/N9U2EP3
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Just another reason to get rid of the death penalty. Plus it has been proven that it is no deterrent at all.
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How does this shit keep happening? You can't throw a dead cat without hitting a video clip of a truck hitting a bridge or a man catching himself on fire pouring gas on a fire. We have all seen dozens and dozens of examples. What does that say about Americans' learning curve?
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I was so taken with the yacht that I almost missed the Jeep.
The Yacht's name is "Sailing Yacht A"
https://www.superyachttimes.com/yachts/sailing-yacht-a
And the "Jeep" is an Amphicruiser.
https://www.amphicruiser.com/
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The path of least resistance.
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So very human...
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From comments:
"There was a shortage of men at that time, many of them were in Europe or the Pacific for World War II."
BTW a young server asked me if Pearl Harbor started WWI or II.
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That is wonderful!
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"Nice ass, brick."
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There were numerous comments concerning a person off-camera giving instructions. Who the fuck cares. The dog did it and it was entertaining as hell.
Years ago they marked bus stops with a 4x4 yellow post similar to mile markers like this.

My friend, Zach, who painted a 4' post to look like the bus stop markers.
Then he attached crossed 2x4s for a base to stand on and a handle to facilitate mobility. Then when he needed to catch a bus he would just set his post up on a corner and the bus would stop. He would just carry his fake post onto the bus and the drivers never protested.
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https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/what-sort-of-anti-vaccine-halfwit-are-you-20190710187307
Average people are pretty damn clever.
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https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/moron-thinks-everything-is-an-ad-hominem-attack-20190710187296
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Oh, I would still love her but in a different way...from afar.
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I try, Ringo, I try. But young men wasting most of their lives playing video games is so very hard to ignore.
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My son-in-law speaks many languages and I asked him that same question. He said that, as an example, Spanish may have a wonderful phrase for a sunny day, whereas French may have a great way of describing the smells of Spring. So his thoughts combine the best phrases of each language to remember a day at the lake.
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I have had a few girls dance for me like that in the privacy of my own bedroom. Oh to be young again. I was a bit of a whore.
My present wife tried to do it once but I spoiled it by getting naked before she did...
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RH: I don't even know what that means.
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He's an easy kid to dislike.
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Who the fuck forgets slides?!
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I'm a fan of the theory that most of the interior is filled with rubble instead of shaped blocks.
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That is an internet gag. Me, being an addict of such things, got it immediately. I will give you a minute to figure it out. Answer farther down.
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That has to do with this image introduced years ago.
That image has to do with a Mandingo Party (look it up).
Since introducted, it has morphed into many forms.
Some of them crueler than others...
Some are very, very subtle...
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It’s National Compliment Day.
So here goes.
*clears throat
Some of you are not so bad.
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SHIT GETTING EVEN SHITTIER
Cars parked on the beach...what could possibly go wrong?
https://i.imgur.com/hptwBty.mp4
^^B1^^
Interested in seeing what happens when a fireworks store catches on fire?
https://i.imgur.com/9HyWJNH.mp4
^^B2^^
This bus driver had a major problem with this scooter guy. What happens next shouldn't surprise you at all.
https://i.imgur.com/tVKuSCq.mp4
But did you notice that the bus driver was bleeding?
Here's the whole story that did surprise the shit out of me.
https://imgur.com/gallery/N9U2EP3
^^B3^^
Just another reason to get rid of the death penalty. Plus it has been proven that it is no deterrent at all.
^^B4^^
How does this shit keep happening? You can't throw a dead cat without hitting a video clip of a truck hitting a bridge or a man catching himself on fire pouring gas on a fire. We have all seen dozens and dozens of examples. What does that say about Americans' learning curve?
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Me: I had a bad upbringing & now I'm worried I'll be a terrible father.
Therapist: How many kids do you have?
Me: Like 3 I think.
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FASCINATING OBJECTS
I was so taken with the yacht that I almost missed the Jeep.
The Yacht's name is "Sailing Yacht A"
https://www.superyachttimes.com/yachts/sailing-yacht-a
And the "Jeep" is an Amphicruiser.
https://www.amphicruiser.com/
^^C1^^
The path of least resistance.
^^C2^^
So very human...
^^C3^^

From comments:
"There was a shortage of men at that time, many of them were in Europe or the Pacific for World War II."
BTW a young server asked me if Pearl Harbor started WWI or II.
^^C4^^
That is wonderful!
^^C5^^
"Nice ass, brick."
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There were numerous comments concerning a person off-camera giving instructions. Who the fuck cares. The dog did it and it was entertaining as hell.
^^C8^^
Years ago they marked bus stops with a 4x4 yellow post similar to mile markers like this.

My friend, Zach, who painted a 4' post to look like the bus stop markers.
Then he attached crossed 2x4s for a base to stand on and a handle to facilitate mobility. Then when he needed to catch a bus he would just set his post up on a corner and the bus would stop. He would just carry his fake post onto the bus and the drivers never protested.
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Don’t be afraid to love yourself...
...but do it quietly and make sure you get it all in the tissues.
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THOUGHT STIMULI
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/what-sort-of-anti-vaccine-halfwit-are-you-20190710187307
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https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/moron-thinks-everything-is-an-ad-hominem-attack-20190710187296
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Oh, I would still love her but in a different way...from afar.
^^D4^^
I try, Ringo, I try. But young men wasting most of their lives playing video games is so very hard to ignore.
^^D5^^
My son-in-law speaks many languages and I asked him that same question. He said that, as an example, Spanish may have a wonderful phrase for a sunny day, whereas French may have a great way of describing the smells of Spring. So his thoughts combine the best phrases of each language to remember a day at the lake.
^^D6^^
I have had a few girls dance for me like that in the privacy of my own bedroom. Oh to be young again. I was a bit of a whore.
My present wife tried to do it once but I spoiled it by getting naked before she did...
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And don't get me started about the number of "gods" of virgin births.
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