WEDNESDAY #3870

One Of My Very Own

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HUMP DAY SILLINESS

Notice the sign over my shoulder.

I spent two hours getting a new phone. Halfway through I started outside to smoke, stopped at the sign and addressed everyone in the store, "Y'all got any more of them career opportunities?" They all thought that hilarious.
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*MNBT
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Air guitar kangaroo…

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 I think he looks like the guy watching the rest of the threesome after he nutted in 3 minutes.

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*MNBT 
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Pranksters on sidewalk trip over nothing, surprising onlookers.

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/15/pranksters-on-sidewalk-trip-ov.html
I loved organized events like that.
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You're welcome. 
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Instead of storming Area 51 you should just stand outside dressed as aliens and the military will just take you in themselves.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

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Colored Pencils

 Reminds me of...

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Genius Marketing...

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Well, at least he’s wearing a helmet.

Not that high of course, but I've built many a stack of scaffold all by myself.
And...

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Inter-species friendships are somehow reassuring.

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And now the truth comes out...

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Different is almost always better.
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Fuck storming Area 51, let's find out where this extended warranty call center is and storm that motherfucker.

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In case you are braindead, that clip was reversed. 
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Cop rescues dog...

 https://i.imgur.com/5mko0IC.mp4

But what the hell is this?

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The perfect V. 
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Like you can't see this coming...

I like the way her feet stick out like the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Life imitating art...

https://i.imgur.com/gjDt1x5.mp4

Think of Jurassic Park.

But why is the child allowed to drive?

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Stupid Prize Awarded

https://i.imgur.com/mJhAQsd.mp4

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 There is no real comfortable way for a woman to explain to a gynecologist that it's their feet that smell.

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S.T.E.M. MATTERS

Robots made from tree branches learns how to walk.

Unlike supervised machine learning, which trains models based on known-correct answers, in reinforcement learning, researchers train the model by having an agent interact with an environment. When the agent’s actions produce desired results, it gets positive feedback. For example, the agent gets a reward for scoring a point or winning a game. Put simply, researchers reinforce the agent’s good behaviors. 
https://boingboing.net/2019/07/16/robots-made-from-tree-branches.html
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Ghost Fleets

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Tree with seeds that glide.

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Neil Armstrong's family watching him launch to the Moon on this morning 50 years ago.

Speaking of...
Using elephants to visualize how much fuel a Saturn 5 used per second.

That is amazing! 

And for the 50th anniversary, we have the Saturn V projected on the Washington Memorial.

Oh, sweet Jesus!
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Conspiracists are so stupid.
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One time a girl I liked was sad because her boyfriend cheated on her and I let her tase me to make her laugh and she got back together with him.

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THOUGHT PROVOKERS

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 There is a way to accomplish this task quickly and efficiently. Give it a minute then scroll down.

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 When was the last time you watched The Deer Hunter? That long? Watch it again.
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How F Scott Fitzgerald conjugated the verb "To cocktail".

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Trump's grandfather's letter, in which he begs not to be deported

In 1905, Friedrich "Bone Spurs" Trump -- grandfather of Donald -- dodged the Bavarian draft and was ordered deported by Luitpold, the prince regent of Bavaria. Friedrich Trump sent Luitpold a letter groveling and begging not to be deported. Prince Luitpold deported him anyway.
From the letter:
"Why should we be deported? This is very, very hard for a family. What will our fellow citizens think if honest subjects are faced with such a decree — not to mention the great material losses it would incur. I would like to become a Bavarian citizen again.

In this urgent situation I have no other recourse than to turn to our adored, noble, wise, and just sovereign lord, our exalted ruler His Royal Highness, highest of all, who has already dried so many tears, who has ruled so beneficially and justly and wisely and softly and is warmly and deeply loved, with the most humble request that the highest of all will himself in mercy deign to allow the applicant to stay in the most gracious Kingdom of Bavaria."

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