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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, August 2, 2019

FRIDAY #3872

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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I remembered the site link to this boat wreck.
https://i.imgur.com/TCu9Z6n.mp4
Make sure you watch for the guy being pulled up moments before the boat was to squish him.
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WARNING: I've got art that I need to work on. I try to squeeze it in between organizing Folio Olio posts, but there aren't enough hours. I regret that I am forced to forgo Sunday posts. I picked Sunday because that day is consistently the lowest viewers of the week. So forgive me, but I have so many good ideas for dollar art and it just takes time.
I will let the Sunday posts that I already have in the can proceed. The ban will kick in in about two weeks.
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PEOPLE

 
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Who hits a 2x4 in the middle?
You could kick it apart with the toe of your boot at the bottom.
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This young man is on a skateboard atop a moving automobile.
What do you think is going to happen?
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First of all, did you notice the vehicle has no driver?
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Wait for it...
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Before and after limb lengthening (distraction osteogenesis).

 And in a related item...

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 In case anyone ever asks you for a "Hurricane" shot... 
 You've been forewarned!

The queen is not amused...
^^A7^^

To think, I risk Google banning me for posting this.
 At this point I don't even think it matters that it is Photoshopped.
That there are people who visit my blog, read the warning...

And STILL ratted me out for showing a female's nipple. Please. Get a fucking life.
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The internet is cool because you can make a joke about cannibalism being bad and someone will respond with, “Actually, it’s racist NOT to eat people.” And you’re 95% sure he’s just the dumbest person alive but you still have to google for 20 minutes to make sure you’re not racist.

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PLACES

Facts About The Czech Republic







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This should be the modern "save the whales" campaign... 

But balancing out the sanity is this insanity...

^^B3^^

This is how they filmed the train scene in Back to the Future 3.

^^B4^^

The way this two-story McDonald’s gets its orders to the counter...

^^B5^^

Man jumps over Tour de France mid-race.

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 Sun can no longer shine through windows this way because of taller buildings that now surround it.
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https://www.sciencealert.com/scotland-s-wind-turbines-are-now-generating-double-what-its-residents-need?utm_source=ScienceAlert+-+Daily+Email+Updates&utm_campaign=90b2e8f4e8-MAILCHIMP_EMAIL_CAMPAIGN&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_fe5632fb09-90b2e8f4e8-365948933


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Reminds me of taking a bath.
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Lenticular Cloud covered up the crater of Mount Rinjani.

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Wife: I’m leaving you. 

Me: *Removing my guinea pig’s party hat and covering its ears* On Guineth Paltrow’s birthday?

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THINGS


As an old missile guy, that gives me a hardon.
^^C1^^


A water-damaged copy of "Alice in Wonderland" which grew fungi.
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How many of those pipes were busted until they got that right?
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Pickle Corn Dogs

They are then dipped in batter and deep-fried.
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The efficiency of LEDs.

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You might want to enlarge this.

^^C6^^

I once did this exact same thing.

We were mounting new seats and I thought it was a double-hulled boat and it wasn't.
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This guy likes to handwrite out movie scripts.
 Like this...
^^C8^^

Yeah, you're good...

What the fuck is the spotter doing?
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MAN'S BEST FRIEND

Cruel and amusing punishment.


Canine Drama Queen

A guy's motion sensor camera was triggered while he was at work.


He doesn't own a dog.
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I'm guessing an old guy with his new much younger bride.

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Mad Max- road rage
Atlas- road page
Highway worker- road wage
Radar gun- road gauge

Dogcatcher- road cage

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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But he won't do that...
 
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 Won't that just double the problem?
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A COUPLE OF JOKES

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