FOLIO OLIO: MONDAY #3896

One Of My Very Own

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Finally some good news.

UNSUCCESSFULNESS

That's the pitfall of working on your own automobile.

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I'm just going to go ahead and say that anybody who gets out of the vehicle deserves all the pain they get.
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I almost put this in my post Being Southern: A Tutorial, because I come in contact with people like this every single day. It is utterly delightful and I urge you to click on the link and unmute.

I need Billy to narrate my life. All of it. Now.

https://i.imgur.com/1eE81Tq.mp4
Or...
https://imgur.com/1eE81Tq
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Asserting dominance.

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Fidel Castro

It's always funnier when it happens to famous dictators.
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I love how my car’s check engine light just turns off like the engine has healed itself.

S.T..E.M. MATTERS

Did you notice the little bits that reached escape velocity out of the magnet's influence?
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ALARMING WEATHER

Luxembourg

https://www.dw.com/en/tornado-leaves-trail-of-destruction-in-luxembourg/a-49974893

I spent 4 years within a few miles of Luxembourg and never even heard of them having any tornadoes.

Kangaroos in the snow.

Warm weather and warm water in Alaska killed these salmon before they reached their spawning grounds.

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Cooking an egg using the Leidenfrost effect.

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The Future of Medicine Is Here

https://i.imgur.com/VkKFdvQ.mp4
Fascinating.
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A repost of something I found very interesting.

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Teacher: You're gonna need this in 20 years, so pay attention.

Me: Why not teach us something practical like how to balance our checkbook or do our taxes?

Teacher: Listen, if you don't come across someone buying 30 watermelons at the supermarket, I will be flabbergasted.

SOCIAL ISSUES

Take a few minutes studying these graphs then try and tell me that our economy isn't rigged.

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Iranian girl cheers for her favorite football team from behind the fence as Iranian women aren't allowed into stadiums.

Now let's juxtapose that with this...

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https://sustainablepulse.com/2019/08/09/monsantos-campaign-against-u-s-right-to-know-uncovered/#.XVFtDpNKiJA

And...

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/01/business/monsantos-sway-over-research-is-seen-in-disclosed-emails.html

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Twitter is fun because you get to be like, “Ducks are good” and someone in your mentions will go, “Um, I’m sorry but my brother is married to a duck scientist and this is a harmful view” and then someone else pops up going, “Your silence about horses is extremely telling.”

RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES

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I can almost guarantee that this guy does his job better than you do yours.

And nothing says you can't recreate while on the clock.
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Hahahabananaha!
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Something extraordinary is happening here.

https://i.imgur.com/WLVG7yn.mp4
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Why is this man laughing?

https://i.imgur.com/HjdOXEx.mp4
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I am a firm believer that every job site needs a lazy man like me. I'm there to think of the easiest way to do anything. And I'm very good at it.
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This is a golf ball...

But it was fired out of a souped-up tater canon.
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I wonder how he found out that it would work.
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Being illegal always makes it more fun.
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I rented a house once that had a garage/studio that would get four or five inches of water in it after a big rain. I just put on my rubber boots and kept on working.
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If I ask "Where's the remote?" & you say "Next to the TV," you get a punch in the throat because THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHY WE HAVE A REMOTE.