One Of My Very Own
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I had the great privilege of delighting in a three-hour fine dining experience with my grandson last night at a five-star restaurant. I had the duck with pureed cauliflower that was to die for. He had the pickle and cheese tray.
I took that photo when his mom thought he needed some distraction via logic games. He is an exceptionally brilliant child who we are all grooming to be on the first Ark Ship when we have to leave this doomed planet. Yeah, he's that smart.
And I now have a new desktop image.
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I had the great privilege of delighting in a three-hour fine dining experience with my grandson last night at a five-star restaurant. I had the duck with pureed cauliflower that was to die for. He had the pickle and cheese tray.
And I now have a new desktop image.
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My bartender told me today that of all the teams that Alabama plays this year, South Carolina has the highest odds of beating the dreaded powerhouse. These odds are EXTREMELY low, but we take what we can get.
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My bartender told me today that of all the teams that Alabama plays this year, South Carolina has the highest odds of beating the dreaded powerhouse. These odds are EXTREMELY low, but we take what we can get.
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NOTE: Today there were so many mp4s too large to convert to gifs. I really do try to keep your trips back to Imgur to a minimum, but some days you just have to do what you have to do.
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Modern American News Coverage in a Nutshell
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LET'S BE LIKE THESE PEOPLE
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I'm thinking he used to repair such things, then retired and got bored. Anyway, despite risking getting shot I think he's a jewel.
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I like people who solve their own problems in their own way.
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Those obviously beautiful women have minimum makeup. I like that.
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Being old allows you to say "I don't care" whenever the conversation drifts into bullshit.
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I would like to meet this young woman.
Without fanfare she does that, posts it worldwide, just to give you a smile. I admire her.
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“Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.”
"Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla."
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LET'S TRY NOT TO BE LIKE THESE PEOPLE
Keep that murderous bastard in the house!
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What the fuck is up with Americans and nipples. I call it a neurosis that should be addressed professionally.
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So this young woman is spinning around with a decorated barstool strapped to her back and expects everyone to get out of her way.
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????
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We all have our problems.
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Conor McGregor punches an elderly man for turning down his whiskey.
https://i.imgur.com/xi5OlIM.mp4
What a prick!
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A mom hits peak passive-aggressive when faced with the request "tell me a story."
Well Billy, once upon a time there was a little boy who literally never picked up his shit.
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YES, I HAVE QUESTIONS
A better mouse trap?
That's 110 volts!! It could kill a child! Who does that?
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Who the fuck would want to camp here?
^^C3^^Waiter introducing meat before it goes to the kitchen in Galicia, Northwest Spain.
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Final Destination...
My question is: I have never seen a tire separate from a car and go careening down a road, but on Youtube, you can find a dozen a day. What's up with that?
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So in Denmark, many drivers have this bad habit of driving in the left lane at all times - which is so annoying, because it's prohibited to overtake from the right lane.
This is why the danish "road directory" made this campaign, which translates into "keep right" and " it's the opposite of left".
So, why don't we in the US use humor like that to shame drivers into proper driving habits?
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There are Americans who think they have the right to own one of these.
Hell, there ARE Americans who own one of those! Do you think that kind of firepower should be in a civilian's hands?
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Mikhail Gorbachev serving his real-life granddaughter a slice of pizza in this old Pizza Hut commercial.
That man did more to alleviate the possibility of a nuclear holocaust than any other and he seems to be considered a footnote in history. He dismantled America's primary foe and should have statues depicting him all over the world.
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*driving through the beautiful countryside*
There really are endless options when it comes to dumping a corpse.
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THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW
Names of 80,000 Jews killed in the Holocaust written on the walls of a synagogue. Jewish Quarter of Prague.
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Human teeth and nerve system.
This is why toothache tends to be accompanied by a headache.
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A bent feather will straighten out in very hot water
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Do you live in a valley?
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"In England, 100 miles is a long distance; in America, 100 years is a long time."
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Leverage is powerful
https://i.imgur.com/1bdCkV7.mp4
That is a technique that should be remembered.
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Garbage men at work. You have no idea!
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How drones can be used to plant 100,000 trees in a day.
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280,000 Ship's Log Entries from 1740-1855
My latest dollar art is half-filled.
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Dr: We had to remove your colon.
Me why?
(I wonder how many people got that)<>
LAST LAUGHS
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Honest Ads
George Bush painting.
(look at the canvas)
Speaking of...
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And they say a picture can't hurt you...
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https://i.imgur.com/FIH6EXn.mp4
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Caps from their toothpaste.
Pull strings from the ceiling fans.
The battery covers from the remotes.
Swap all their Tupperware lids with their neighbors'.
All the vowels from Scrabble game.
Labels from all their canned food.
All left socks.
The last page in every book in the house.
One fork a day.
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I imagine there were many early men who crawled inside a carcass in an emergency, then one of them decided to take the carcass with them and next thing you know...Christian Dior.
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