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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, June 26, 2022

SUNDAY #4932

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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TWO-THIRDS OF AMERICANS JUST GOT FUCKED


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Fuck that gutless bastard.

You know and I know if the Republicans wanted something they would do away with the filibuster without a second thought.

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Today's post is almost all gifs and I don't really know why...but I like it.

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When we go to someone's house for a cookout my wife always takes a change of clothes in case they serve ribs.

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Bloggers are like, “5 Reasons Why Breathing Air is Good For You”.

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PEOPLE


Comedic geniuses.

^^A1^^

Absolute total bullshit. I'm thinking the author used his privileged daughter as his research base.

^^A2^^

That guy should meet my wife!

...or some other strong woman...

You show me a man who thinks they are superior to women and I will show you a man who married unwisely.

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The saddest of outcomes is for a child to be forced into a career in which they have no interest.

^^A5^^

But every child should be exposed to as much stimulation as is possible.

My grandson is only 7 and he already has his own microscope and telescope. But he also has multiple art-making materials. We shall see.

^^A6^^

That is a very, very old trick. I wouldn't be surprised if cavemen did it with a large leaf or seashell.

^^A7^^

Amazing. With training like that the fiasco at that school shooting may have been mitigated.

^^A8^^

*MNBT

^^A9^^

That man learned a very important lesson the hard way. I learned it by tripping over the dog then taking a solemn oath never to fall down again.

^^A10^^

The "Zero Situational Awareness Award" for 2022 goes to...

^^A11^^

Class A asshole

^^A12^^

Just living the good life...

^^A13^^

I think he's a fake...

But nobody seems to give a shit.

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I asked a scientist why humans are the only mammal that has such height differences.

She thinks it has to do with cross-breeding and mobility. Lions stay in the same, eat the same food, and mate with like beings. Humans do not. The closest example to our circumstance is dogs which also vary greatly in size.

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I'm going to guess one of them inherited the smoker from a dead relative and didn't know how to use it.

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I could have put that in the People, Places, or Things sections. The place is a gas station during a severe storm. The thing is the behavior of the stop sign. And the People is that dear woman who took the time to put her cart away even under those circumstances.

^^A18^^

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I made a list of things I would do for pulled pork barbecue. I’m not proud of the list, but not ashamed enough to cross anything off.

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My wife: This pizza has no toppings.

me: Close the box, turn it over, & open it again.

My wife: Well I’ll be damned.

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PLACES


*Verification Requested

^^B1^^

I think that poor lady was in there for back pain!

^^B2^^

Can I assume those are on the coast and elevated due to storm surge?

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I remain enthralled by people who live amongst dangerous animals.

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But I guess, like everything else, you get used to it.

^^B5^^

To that man, it doesn't matter if the shark is dangerous or not.

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"Being nice" on the highway causes so many accidents. Just follow the rules.

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That ought to do it.

^^B9^^

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Office Quidditch but the golden snitch is the last free donut.

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Can you imagine if you were addicted to cold turkey and you knew there was only 1 way to quit?

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THINGS


^^C1^^

He then spends a long, long time dipping the caldron in the water to cool it - very boring. Then...

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A professional potter once told me that all of his work is made to be broken. But I broke half my pieces before they even entered the kiln.

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"Men. Always the same. They see some udders and they go crazy." 

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I wish all those types of clips had the attempts required.

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I would have bet money that was going to end in disaster.

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I'm thinking the notations around the hole indicate how the key is to be manipulated.

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I find his posturing rather odd.

^^C13^^


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Way ahead of you there, Chris.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A15 https://www.livescience.com/41584-photos-the-biggest-lions-on-earth.html

JNR said...


I think most men manage to marry out of their league. I know I did.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear JNR, Have you ever spent much time in a Southern trailer park?
RH

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