One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL:
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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That's true you know.
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*MNBT
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Smallpox...jeez.
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Speaking of...
I had never seen the similarity before.
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The cleavage game is strong with this one.
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How very true.
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But when you run it backward...
It's coffee.
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I won $20.00 in the Mega Millions Lottery. Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in our lives.
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IT'S NEWS TO ME
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Nestle is already buying the bottling rights to it.
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Well, Trump hit that nail right on the head. Give the devil his due.
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"With all due respect" doesn't actually specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none.
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WHEN THINGS GO AWRY
A mini-movie you may never have seen.
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The Impending Menace Will Come From:
A. Up
B. Down
C. Left
D. Right
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B. Down
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Final training for the Unsullied.
You will never guess what #25 has to endure, but you can try to guess if you like.
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I only include this link in case it doesn't load.
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Last photos of Robert Landsburg as the eruption of Mt St Helens bore down on him. Knowing he would die, he put his camera in his backpack, and then laid himself on top of the backpack in an attempt to protect its contents.
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We all know what these awestruck citizens are witnessing.
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Somebody is about to get injured.
A. The girl
B. The guy in shorts
C. The guy in long pants
D. The cameraman/woman
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Checkmate Flat Earthers
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Why wouldn't they equip race cars with some kind of radar to warn against such things?
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Guy saves his dog.
He was referred to the hospital with injuries and underwent surgery in the femur. He has been discharged
Police are looking for the motherfucker who ran over them and ran away without help, but no one has yet been identified.
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Question: When someone is telling you a sad story and crying how long should I wait before I take a bite of my corn dog?
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PEOPLE GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO
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Well, technically it is not "real", but a photograph.
I once had an art instructor show us this slide.
He then asked us what it was. The answers started out like this:
Sunflowers.
A still life.
A painting by Van Gogh.
An image of a painting.
Finally, he broke it down to forcing photons through a piece of colored film then bouncing those same photons off the screen only to stimulate the rods and cones in the eye so that your brain would compare it to the millions of images stored there so that you could make a connection with something else you have seen before.
I once had an art instructor show us this slide.
Sunflowers.
A still life.
A painting by Van Gogh.
An image of a painting.
Finally, he broke it down to forcing photons through a piece of colored film then bouncing those same photons off the screen only to stimulate the rods and cones in the eye so that your brain would compare it to the millions of images stored there so that you could make a connection with something else you have seen before.
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1967 to 2019, same couple, same bike.
He picked a good woman and a good bike.
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The podracing crowd in ‘The Phantom Menace’ was really 450,000 Q-Tips being blown about from underneath.
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Snowplow that doesn’t pile snow in front of people’s driveways.
I had no idea they could do that on command.
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"Here's your fucking ring."
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2 comments:
Great read today but my favorite was the post re Carla Sagan.
Thank you,
Towanda
Broken link for B8. Amazing ladder.
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