One Of My Very Own
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I finally lost a bet with a bookie so I'm no plus 5, minus 1. South Carolina was favored by 37 against Charleston Southern and I couldn't remember when SC had beat ANYONE by 37, so I took Charleston Souther and took the points. My gamecocks won by 72-10.
Bummer that.
And today we play the mighty Crimson Tide. God help us.
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I finally lost a bet with a bookie so I'm no plus 5, minus 1. South Carolina was favored by 37 against Charleston Southern and I couldn't remember when SC had beat ANYONE by 37, so I took Charleston Souther and took the points. My gamecocks won by 72-10.
Bummer that.
And today we play the mighty Crimson Tide. God help us.
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STARTER PACKS (KITS)
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I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many beers I can drink in one sitting.
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NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES
No report on what happened to this poor guy...
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I'll just walk backward so the shit doesn't fall out my pants leg.
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What's there left for the little bastard to eat?
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How long before customers start noticing that the grill marks on their paninis were drawn on with a felt pen?
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GET LEARNT
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/aug/29/university-makes-10-point-entry-score-adjustment-for-female-applicants
That is not the definition of equality.
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Nara Japan is famed for its large population of free-roaming deer, where some of them get up close to tourists to get some of their tasty rice crackers.
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Everything you have ever wanted to know about bongs but were too stoned to ask.
https://imgur.com/gallery/xtYk03c
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Wife: *walking out of dressing room* Ok be honest...
Me: I’m gay.
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Another perfect segue.
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SOAP. YES SOAP
NOTE: For whatever reason, all these appeared all over the sites I visit regularly on the same day. Go figure.
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https://www.neatorama.com/2019/08/21/The-Quest-to-Find-a-Lost-Arctic-Explorers-Buried-Soup/
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When Soap Companies Used God To Sell Their Products
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New Soup Products?
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Daughter: Daddy, where does lightning come from?
Me: Well sweetie, when you don't clean your room, the universe gets very very angry.
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GAMES AND PUZZLES
These were designed to represent each planet.
Can you identify them? They are in no particular order.
This is a starter pack for what
What is this?
The longest pedestrian distance between two points on the Earth’s surface is a 14,334-mile trek. Where does it start and end?
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I can almost guarantee you that you have seen this scene.
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Why do we put milk on cereal and not water?
What is this a list of?
What do you think this is?
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Answers at the end of this section.
MOVING ON...
Play silly games, win silly prizes.
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The Anarcho-Nerds at it again.
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This took me much longer than it should have.
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Can you solve this puzzle?
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ANSWERS
E1
E2
"I thought I was a lesbian" starter pack.
E3
Dog shit. Just kidding - it's soap.
E4
E5
E6
I would have thought for the taste and/or nutritional value, but the big reason is that water will turn cereals into mush in a hurry and milk will not.
E7
They're all discontinued Boy Scout merit badges.
E8
It's a cooked rat...just what it looks like.
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“Where is the pooping bathroom?” I casually ask the hostess at the holiday party I’ll never be invited to again.
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LAST LAUGHS
British Humor
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"O Fortuna" is a medieval Latin Goliardic poem written early in the 13th century, part of the collection known as the Carmina Burana. It is a complaint about Fortuna, the inexorable fate that rules both gods and mortals in Roman and Greek mythology. In 1935–36, "O Fortuna" was set to music by German composer Carl Orff as a part of "Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi".
But this guy wrote out the words like he heard them and it is very funny.
https://i.imgur.com/KYhmcN4.mp4
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