One Of My Very Own
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HOW GERMANS DEAL WITH SWASTIKAS
People In Germany Came Up With a Creative Way To Fight Swastikas Graffiti.
(Notice that it has to be blacked out...by law.)
(Notice that it has to be blacked out...by law.)
And my favorite...
I'm assuming it was in the nose and mouth.
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Then there's this... 
Sure, the Nazis were a bunch of homicidal maniacs but you have to admit they had snazzy uniforms.
(That is not in Germany where the swastika is illegal.)
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Karen is not a name, it's a rank you earn. That's why you have never seen a baby named Karen.
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SOCIALISM AND OTHER BUGABOOS
Socialism as pure evil is propaganda that a whole bunch of you have swallowed hook, line, and sinker.
I have long advocated coining a new term for a government putting the people first. How about "The super-rich have plundered this country for long enough" (SuRicHPluTCoFLE)?
I don't want the government to confiscate private property or businesses. I don't want to have just one party on the ballot. That's communism. Communism is not Socialism.
It's the same way people think about welfare. Many of you think welfare is giving your tax money to lazy people. But I am of the opinion that the welfare of the people is the primary duty of any government.
I'm not even sure Truman said these things, but these are words that need saying.
Nobody is advocating such a thing. Americans might be a lot of things but lazy isn't one of them. Hell, many of us have two jobs for both husband and wife just to afford what their grandfathers' could afford with his salary alone.
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Not Much Has Changed Since 1935…
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These are the same liberals who teach your children, police your streets and drag you out of a burning house. I consider myself a centrist, but my wife is an all-out liberal and she worked her ass off ending up owning three stores. So put the trite nonsensical bullshit away and discuss your differences like adults.
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We - you and I - have borrowed $22.22 trillion that our offspring will have to pay off. I did nothing to stop this. I apologize.
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"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian," is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby.
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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
If you haven't noticed that Donald Trump can't seem to tell the truth then maybe we ought to offer you some help. 
And what is so very strange is that he lies when doesn't even have to.
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Can you imagine any other president saying such a thing as this?
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It matters not which political party you favor, Trump's relationship with Putin should concern you.
Trump's relationship with Putin reminds me of the asshole in Die Hard who tried to negotiate with the terrorists.
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Somebody said that the Apollo Program was the best investment since somebody gave DaVinci a sketchbook.
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IT'S NEWS TO ME
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Thousands of people plan to attend a barbecue in front of the home of a vegan Australian woman who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat cooking in their own backyard.
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I like that kind of cleverness very much.
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[verification needed]
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Flawless writing of Chinese characters.
And that looks like a normal ballpoint pen.
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My favorite sport.
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This is serious.
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I want to go back to a simpler time. A time when things like 2 Girls 1 Cup actually shocked me.
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RATHER DARK HUMOR
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The Complete Guide of Mormon Missionary Positions
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I regret that I never got another dog. My last dog was named Third Dog and I planned to ask people what this dog's name was and they would say Fourth Dog? I would say no and then they would say Second Dog? I would shake my head and say Neither. I was going to name it Neither just to be able to make that punchline.
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LAST LAUGHS
Cricket might be my new favorite game.
You need sound for this:
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I didn't know that.
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That's why you wear a helmet.
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I've got a woman like that.
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You might want to get those hormones checked, lady.
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What is that country that remains yellow in 2018?
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Rub some dirt on it.
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1 comment:
Re: Socialism
Though I have seen this word bandied about many times, it never ceases to amaze me that directly following is use, volumes of misinformation usually spring forth regarding its implied vs actual impact on our society. With all of the words we are no longer permitted to say, lest we offend someone, I am of the mind that this word should be cast among the lot that requires a common held trait for its use, and then it should only be used by those that know what the fuck they are talking about.
psm
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