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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, September 25, 2019

WEDNESDAY #3926

One Of My Very Own
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THE ART AND THE ARTY

That motorcycle is made completely out of balloons. Probably not art but where else was I supposed to put it?
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I finally found a before and after of this mural.
If you will recall I didn't know if those were holes in the wall. The answer is no - it's all paint. Very clever how he had the windows line up with the real window in the back wall.
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Rembrandt painting came to life in a Dutch shopping center.

The actors first used the whole place as a stage complete with horses.

Then they all got together and froze in place to create this.




And in case you don't recognize it here is the original painting.

What fun!
https://i.imgur.com/zfH2eYQ.mp4
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I wonder if there's one under the back corner.
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Think about that a minute.
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Images that demand a backstory...




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Street Art

Dear Graffiti Artists, Say something damnit!












^^A 9-15^^

Photographer removes the smartphones to show our strange and lonely new world.
^^A  16-22^^



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Did it hurt when you fell from someone's butt into the toilet water, you piece of shit?


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PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING


The lead white car is driven by an asshole.
I don't think we have trucks that long in America.
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I have a thing for people with real survival skills.
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Ip Man, also known as Yip Man, was a Chinese martial artist, and a master teacher of Wing Chun. He had several students who later became martial arts masters in their own right, including his most famous student, Bruce Lee.
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Faking that kind of emotion with all that equipment and crew mere inches away. Damn.


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My new hero.
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I don't support the KKK in any way but the title of Grand Dragon is the coolest boss name I have ever heard.

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GET LEARNT


Some people think that mushrooms are completely separate from plants and are in fact closer to being animals.
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Interlocking aluminum shingles which require only 1 nail.
https://i.imgur.com/gyMiJI7.mp4

Watch that and tell me how it could possibly last through a storm.
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Mapping the strain on our water

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2019/08/06/mapping-strain-our-water/?noredirect=on
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I just thought I was terrified of tigers and now know I'm 1000 times more terrified of whatever the fuck a tiger considers a predator.
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This morning a comment came in stating that very thing, then the same day I stumbled on this.
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It's called the wiggle test.
I wonder why.
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I hope that when they find out how to prevent autism that it's delivered via an injected vaccination.

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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS


Yeah, like I couldn't rip that shit off.
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Different thoughts on a frozen computer.



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Fuck you, advice guy. We don't need any more rules.
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That has nothing to do with anything I just thought it a cool thing to say.
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Just because you're poor doesn't mean you have to look like it.
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Red Shoes
How very, very sad.
Everyone thanks the Lord for saving them from this or that catastrophe, conveniently forgetting that the same Lord had cast down that very misery upon them. Do you not see the illogic in that?
I curse him for childhood diseases and weather events that kill thousands. I curse him for germs and cancer that he invented to torture us. What kind of loving father would do that?
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I got my distressed jeans the old fashioned way. By being poor.

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LAST LAUGHS

I'm going to tell my grandson I lived through that shit.
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Dog meets leaf blower.
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Woman with a drinking problem.
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Monica Lewinsky. She’s outta the news but she’s still around.
She went to the cleaners the other day, 
took a dress in and said, “I’d like my dress cleaned.”
He’s hard of hearing and says, “Come again?”
She said, “No, it’s orange juice.”

- Phyllis Diller
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Easy up a bit, Boo Bird, some of us are just working our way through life with as little bullshit as possible.
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 So many questions. What happened to the pieces? Did Moses take the tools needed to carve the stone back up the mountain? An omnipotent god would have known his handiwork would be destroyed, so why go through the charade? 
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 That eye thing she does.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

D8- that’s Erykah Badu (singer). Her net worth is around 12 million. Curious as to what makes you think she’s “poor”

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