SATURDAY #3957

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY

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Damn, that thing looks HUGE! 
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I've never seen one configured like that before. Do you think it is specifically made for lumber?
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Hahahabananaha!
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There has never been a more perfect segue to the next section.
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If we on Earth could hear the sound of the sun it would be deafening at 290 dB.

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PEOPLE FUCKING WITH OTHER PEOPLE

Mockery works best with powerful people.

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Our license to mock is one of the reasons I love America.

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Ladies and gentlemen, meet the biggest villain on Earth...as of today.

These guys are my heroes.

You need to listen to this:
https://i.imgur.com/TgkWZO5.mp4


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I heard a brilliant commentary about this man's defenders that I will discuss later.

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I have been known to fuck with people.

I once showed a young member of my crew how to install insulation and left him alone to do it while I went off doing something else. When I got back he had just finished and I said, "Oh, no, half of them are upside down!"
Of course, there is no right side up.
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Possibly the most British thing ever.

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And nothing weds so well to fucking with people as the internet.

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If you are the new guy NEVER take a dare.

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The older I get the more I understand why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

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Hahahabananaha!
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RANDOM UNUSUALNESS

"That's my dick."
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I can't tell if it's a middle-aged man or a young lesbian. 
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This is a true story about 8-piece chicken boxes.

A part-time kitchen employee at my bar got another part-time job at a small restaurant nearby. He got fired for sending out 8-piece chicken boxes with only five pieces because no one had ever told him how many pieces to put in the 8-piece chicken box.
TRUE.
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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 Yes, he was thinking exactly what you were thinking.

The comment section of that site had a lot of fun with that.

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I haven't a clue.

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America was founded on land stolen from its original inhabitants...Just like every other nation in history.

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MORE SERIOUS MATTERS

I grew up with scenes like this within a short walk from my house.

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Nothing makes me happier than traveling backroads just like this.

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Building under construction collapses in New Orleans.

Yeah, for a perfect being he does a lot of watching. 
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You can't believe any of that if you think the Bible is infallible. 
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A very smart man explained that Trump supporters were now defending their defense of Trump.  We all that nobody wants to admit they were wrong and those defenders are no exception.
The exact same thing explains the religious believer's belief in ridiculous things like the Ark.
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I think I've mentioned that I am enjoying having my computer voice read my books to me. I'm still working on putting them on the folioolio2.com site. Will inform.
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The Earth and its Moon

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https://i.imgur.com/i3wCccc.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/hfRZnpn.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/zgiZqIp.mp4 

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