SUNDAY #3944

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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ANOTHER TRIP TO ABSURDITYVILLE

 I didn't know you could wear a coat more than once. This will save me a lot of money.
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*MNBT
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Why not just use the tin?
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There is something pure about that gesture.
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 [first day in prison]

Cellmate: That’s Flesh Eater Mike.

Me: Why do they call him that?

The cellmate, quietly as Flesh Eater Mike walks by with blood dripping down his chin: It’s short for Michael.

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GET LEARNT

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I'm not sure why it has a string. You close it by pulling out the key.
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And there are millions of those. Feel insignificant yet? 
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Ryan's MLB career records: 5,714 strikeouts, Six 300-strikeout seasons, 7 no-hitters. And yet, he never won a Cy Young Award!

He threw a baseball 100 mph and is still considered to have the fastest fastball in baseball.
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But if you think about it, the other Allies "got" western Europe and made them all democracies. 
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Interesting word "Under-feather."
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 Is anyone else worried that software engineers with no people skills are teaching our future AI robots people skills?

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YES I HAVE OPINIONS

Can we just take a moment and recognize how amazing the movie Kingpin is.

I found it hilarious. 
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Stargate disappointed me more than any other movie.

With a jaw-dropping beginning, it devolved into a trite shoot 'em up. 
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It has been said that people would educate themselves if they only had access to all of human knowledge. Well, that didn't work.

 Guaranteed Minimum Income is an idea to give a paycheck to every citizen. It was posited that this would free them to write that novel or learn how to play musical instruments, etc. I think it is more likely to look like the above.
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 A Bronze Age myth still believed today. But read the bible. That is the only way to convince yourself that there is ample evidence that it was written by ordinary men.
 
I'll stick with science.
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My trick is to ask many more questions instead of making statements.
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This is made of wire.

I wonder if the artist just sticks them around town.

Note: Found on later forays:
https://laughingsquid.com/continuous-bent-wire-portraits/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=laughing_squid_blog_posts_2019_10_01&utm_term=2019-10-01
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That may be the most dangerous thing to ever come out of his mouth, and the perfect segue to the next section.
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There is no way you can use the word “reality” without quotation marks around it.

- Joseph Campbell

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A MAN NAMED TRUMP

I did not seek out these images. They more or less just fell into my lap.

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I hope I'm still alive when it is divulged what Putin has on Trump. 
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Some guy photoshopped Trump into horror movies.

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Yes. Yes, he does. 
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There are more things to alarm us than to harm us, and we suffer more often in apprehension than reality.

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LAST LAUGHS

In today's world, even your most embarrassing moments are caught on camera and shared with the world.
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Oh, my.
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Funny Repost

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Books you may have missed...

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Russians
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Couple Asks Internet To Photoshop Out Shirtless Guy From Engagement Photo, Immediately Regrets It.

It began rather tamely...

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Then it began to get weird...

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And my favorite...

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Pigeon 1 - Asshole 0 

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 And there are millions of people who think reincarnation is a fact, just like you think you are eating your guy's flesh and drinking his blood.

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 That will break up a fight pretty quick...or start another one.

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 

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