FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #3991

One Of My Very Own

Think Monica Lewinsky.

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Some people like to lighten up Thanksgiving. This one has to lemon halves up under the skin.

"I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?" - The turkey (probably)

I think we can assume these people are Asian.

And then there's this bad boy...

That is exactly why I no longer celebrate the holidays with Lorena Bobbitt.

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Wouldn't a normal person wash their feet prior to placing that image on the internet where people like me would have to wonder just how filthy their carpet is?
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When you send your boss photographic proof that you are too sick to come to work.

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If someone tried to make me dig my own grave I would say no. They're going to kill me anyway and I'd love to die the I lived: avoiding manual labor.

That strikes close to home.
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THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY

Here's what 25K tear gas canisters have done to Hong Kong's bird population.

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Maybe the Irish can give them some of theirs.

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Think about that a minute.
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Cool read.
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And that, Gentle Reader, is why I make art out of cash. One day soon it will be an artifact.
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Solid news: Germany’s parliament voted to make measles vaccinations compulsory for children in response to a global rise in the disease. Parents who refuse to get their children inoculated face fines and a ban from nursery or school.
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Southern kudzu grows almost that fast. It can overtake all but the fleetest of children.
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Any time a beautiful 23-year-old woman in a movie is attracted to a mediocre man played by a comedian who wrote the script I count it as a plot hole.

OBJECTS OF NOTE

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I wonder how many modern Christmas Trees catch fire.
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What 10,000 horsepower does to a top fuel tire at launch.

One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubic-inch Hemi engine makes 10,000 HP, that's more than the first 5 rows at the Daytona 500.
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The first words of European nations' National Anthems.

Did you notice this?

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I like my coffee the way I like my women - with big ass titties.

AMERICAN POLITICAL CONCERNS

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New Yorkers paid nearly a quarter of a billion dollars in 2018 to settle lawsuits filed against the New York Police Department. And that's the good news! It's down from the $335m paid out in 2017. The Daily News reports on the staggering price tag attached to New York City's notoriously violent and uncontrollable cops. The NYPD sees it as a normal operating cost to be managed.
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I have been much happier since I changed from morning coffee to orange juice. My doctor said it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I think it's the vodka.