FOLIO OLIO: SATURDAY #3992

One Of My Very Own

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THE ARTS

That is a Cruise Ship.

Wow!
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These paintings have nothing to do with windows.

They would work just as well without the few hints of a window, etc. The hints were put in there for you people who know nothing about Expressionism.
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Do you think that is a tattoo or is it painted?
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San Francisco

Man on a lift stage for scale.

I don't really understand the gun, but it is very, very well done.

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So much more than a mere floor.

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"Snow Predicted" Oil on canvas.

There's nothing wrong with including a little humor.
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How much practice must that require?
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Earthquake Bird...kind of weird movie but I recommend it.

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One of my all time favorite movies.

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Look at this very closely.

This was written about this scene from an upcoming movie:

"There were four chicken wranglers as part of the crew, with a lot of backup chickens so none of them got overworked. But the main chicken (who we'll call Henrietta Prime) usually got it in two or three takes. We are confident she will establish a whole new awards category: Best Supporting Avian."
And a perfect segue.
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Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.

CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Snake watching his meal dissolve away like...

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The dog's name should be Jeté.
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And...

When you accidentally kill someone and have to go live in the woods now.

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This stunning stag has three antlers, possibly because of damage to the pedicels, bony structures that support antler growth.

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When you get your first kiss...

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The Puppy with a Tail Growing out of His Head.

X-rays confirm that it's not connected to anything and offers only a decorative function.
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Genie: Please no.

Millipede: More legs.

PEOPLE BEING FUCKED WITH

Duck, duck, goose.

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Can you decode this.

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This is my third impeachment and I have watched every word of all three.

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Mom is now doubting her own sexual orientation.

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So, I guess that's a thing now...

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I really like that guy.
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Bakery on phone: And what would you like the cake to say?

Wife covering up the phone: Honey, do you want a talking cake?

PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

A woman dressed only in her hair

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Want to know why?

For the Japanese, tattoos have long been associated with members of ‘yakuza’ crime syndicates, and inked tourists may be met with disapproval and sometimes banned from gyms, bathhouses or traditional hot-spring resorts.

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The study looked at periodic ultrasound tests of 11 healthy astronauts who staffed the International Space Station.
The results were alarming: blood flow had either stagnated or reversed in the left internal jugular vein, a major blood vessel on the side of the neck, in seven crew members. The tests also found a clot and a partial clot in two of the crew members after their return to Earth.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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This 9-Year Old Boy Is the Youngest Person to Ever Graduate from College

This is the actual caption"
"Laurent Simons (left) of Amsterdam will soon become the youngest person to ever complete college. In December, he will complete a degree in electrical engineering from Eindhoven University of Technology."

Left? The author felt compelled to tell us that the human was on the left.
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Or the way I heard it - No, I just drink a little bit...all the time.
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A rock fell from a cliff.

Afterward, the driver's face looks...crooked.
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There is a whole generation who KNOW that those things will never happen to them.
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The real irony is that the internet was created to save us time.

OBJECTS OF NOTE

To detect a hidden "nannycam",

Hidden cameras are everywhere nowadays. Travelers especially need to be wary in rented rooms. A WikiHow article shows how to find one using your smartphone.

Note the red dot in the blackness above (from a hidden camera) is not visible light - you could see that with your naked eye. This is infrared light from the spy camera, detected by the front-facing camera on your phone.
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This guy uses an apple corer on potatoes.

Then he fries them.

Says they are superior but I see no reason they should.
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That may be old news. But remember, you can get a spray-on fire retardant.
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Ouruikia Men's Thermal Underwear Pants Modal Long Johns Tagless Lightweight Thermal Bottoms Separate Pouch

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A Bangkok burger joint has become an internet sensation after YouTubers started challenging each other to eat its biggest meal - a near 13-pound patty covered in fried onion rings, bacon, and mayonnaise.