MONDAY #3994

One Of My Very Own

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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN

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Kobe Beef - Japan


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In case you apply the wrong spaghetti sauce - just wash it off.
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Shampoo Ad

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Sumo wrestlers sprinting.

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 This mac belongs to a touch typist who has used the machine to its absolute limits. I've never seen keys so worn out.

 And if it's on the Internet it must be true.
I mean I understand that the X gets used far less than the other keys but it's showing no wear at all.
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Dead Version

"The toy wasn't sick. The toy wasn't sleeping. The toy was dead."
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Starbucks messed up Karen's order. How done is she?

A. 100% done

B. 300% done

C. SO done

D. She can't even

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

 Strange sign for a library.
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If the "Gay Agenda" turns you gay, you were already gay.

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UNFORTUNATE INCIDENCES

I seem to remember posting that prior. Sorry, but I find it hard to believe that there isn't a kill switch to keep that from happening. A simple laser would work. 
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Women vs physics

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Torque explained 
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Men never really advance beyond this point.

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Of course, she should have just put it in an unmarked container. 
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We found someone else who lied on their resume.

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The Texas Longhorns' Stadium Modifications Look Like the Female Reproductive Tract

Can't spell uterus without UT.
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Note the glass shield.

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How not to get laid...

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If we refer to poor people as underprivileged then shouldn't wealthy people be called overprivileged?

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MORE SERIOUS MATTERS

All Things Ralph

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What they found in the office of a Chinese government official charged with corruption.

 And it’s going straight into another corrupt Chinese Government official.
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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She poisoned her "husband's" milk, but he didn't drink it. His mother made it into Lassi for the whole family.

Sorry but I'm old and forget easily.

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It used to be that you couldn't use the phone when the internet was on, now you can't use the phone unless the internet is on.

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

 

Deer populations are controlled by hunters. I say we find a way to make gourmet bacon out of these pests then buying the hunter's bounty.
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A battle-scarred old warrior.

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Now THESE are free-range chickens.

I find it strange that some run, some fly, and some employ a combination of both.
Kind of looks like a scene from a horror movie.
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Gorgonocephalus (“Medusa Head“) marine basket star.

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Pay attention.

Those cats knew that the image on the phone was their master. I find that remarkable.
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