FOLIO OLIO: SATURDAY #3999

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

THINGS WHOSE TRUTHFULNESS HAS BEEN CHALLENGED

If you have to resort to that to get a weekend camping with your friends then you married the wrong woman.
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Classic mark left by the Military League, a group of organized bank robbers terrorizing Sweden in the early 90s.

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I did research on that and could find nothing.
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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San Francisco Has An App Where People Can Geotag Locations Of Human Feces For Cleanup.

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Well, not if you work your ass off.
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I've never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that's running 15 minutes overtime.

CURIOUS OBJECTS

The water is pumped up a clear tube then cascades down around it.
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My kind of graffiti.

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Crème brûlée donut

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I would not allow that to remain in my home.
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Try to imagine how awful that smells.
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Remember the gambling in which the wife and I engage concerning whether Erin Burnett has a straight of crooked hair part and whether she shows cleavage on any given night?
Now, instead of using cash (one dollar bills), I made a wooden disc counter - ten per player - and when one player wins all of the other player's discs the loser pays the winner $5.

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I simply adore absurdity.
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Another case of 'it's not my job'.

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Why would they want it to look just like everybody else?
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While we were growing up our moms were literally always on the phone with someone. What the fuck were they always talking about, Magnum P.I.? Shoulder pads?

CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Who gives a puppy a whole leg quarter? I also have concerns about it eating the bones.

When I looked up dogs and bones a leg quarter was the illustration they used.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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And while dogs are caring, cats regularly do shit like this.

Fuck cats.
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The stupid human let the leashless dog near this. Fool.
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Mama Leopard took a leopard down from attacking her cub.

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I mean who can resist loving dogs...

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I've always wanted to be in whatever tax bracket it is where adult bathrooms are beach themed and then kids bathrooms are more specifically fish-themed.