THURSDAY #4074

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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The internet does not like this man.
My jury is still out.

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ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT SILLINESS

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Saving money on vagina scented candles.
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Aaaah, interspecies pals...

Hahahabananaha! 
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A couple of guys are making their own commercials for their store the Dollar Store Galore.

This is the way a whole lot of people talk in my neck of the woods.

Turn on the sound.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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I laugh more than most people and if I may say so I cause more laughter than most people. 
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Somebody who is thinking of telling me that is photoshopped...

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This is my favorite cartoon of all time...

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I think it's true that married couples start to look like one another.

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Condoms are made by automated assembly lines, meaning robots are literally helping to prevent human reproduction.

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GET LEARNT

 CERN -  The single largest and most complex machine on planet earth.

And each and every one of those parts must work perfectly.
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Why do newborn fish know how to swim and animals know how to walk but human babies require months to learn how to become mobile? 
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All boys need a dog.

I've found that mix-breed mutts are the best pets.
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Don't get me started...

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Poor smuck looks a little concerned. 
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There are so many young people who have no idea what that is about. A manager at my bar went around and asked all the young people who Lee Harvey Oswald was. Not one of them knew but one guy guessed the guy who shot Lincoln. 
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Russian snipers.

775 confirmed kills in one picture.

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They don't hear a voice in their head. I had no idea it was optional. 

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I never knew that you have to file your bird's talons.

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People make houses with the materials available.

More examples:

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 And I get taken off the air for showing a nipple or two.

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No matter what temperature a room is it is always room temperature.

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Then I stumbled upon this...

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THE THINGS SOME PEOPLE DO

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I think that is a child in pink.

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No big deal just a guy playing fetch with a beluga whale.

 
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Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves on the set of the Shakespearean adaptation “Much Ado About Nothing”, 1993.

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Physics Ignorance

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That’ll be a no for me...

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I like that.
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Jumper Cable Manufacturers Hate This One Simple Trick.

 
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 But why are all spectators fleeing?

A couple of more people who don't understand physics.

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“Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.”

Friedrich Nietzsche Slaughterhouse 90210

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I'm a real fan of absurdity.
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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

Girls protest against wearing bras, USA, 1969.

I've never understood why women stand for such cultural abuse. 
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Man breathing from the last tree on earth.

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Even the wildest of animals will exploit the easiest food supply.
Example #2:

My bartender's cat had to be taken to the vet with talon gashes in its scalp.
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What is about to happen to this Croc?

 
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Come on - GUESS!
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You were wrong.

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They got me so I figured I'd get you.
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The taste of huge plants is never as good as normal-sized.
And don't get me started about store-bought tomatoes.
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This is probably a collector's item.

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 *MNBT

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