TUESDAY #4079

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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 Could be all just look up the difference between Socialism and Communism. Thank you.

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PEOPLE SAY THE DARNEST THINGS

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Remember one of the first things out of George Bush's mouth after 9/11 was for us to go shopping.

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I believe that.
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There are no sweeter words than 'I'm not wearing underwear.' 
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Don't give up on this one too soon...

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Coach: Ice cream! My treat

Kids: Yay— wait where’s ours?

Coach: My treat.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

 During much of the closing arguments, I kept staring at the trim around the blue panels flanking the judge and wondering how in the world you could cut that out of marble.
Then I found this...

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Binary numbers visualized

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ON WINTER

 Just another thing to worry about if you live in the forbidden zone.

These people live there and should know the hazards of driving faster than your stopping distance.



This is the third year in a row that my hometown has had no winter.

This may explain it...

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

And Antarctica has just hit its highest temperature ever recorded.
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Why you shouldn't feed wild animals.

On the bright side, I bet there aren't any mice in your yard.
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These public benches are reversible so you can choose to look at people or boats.

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I had a dog who kicked his sister's ass every time he was under stress. 
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 Remember him?
Here's a hint:

By the way, that is a great pocket gun in that there's no external hammer to catch on your pants when being extracted.
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 SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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Fast-moving air will kill you.

Water will kill you. 

Fire will kill you. 

Insects will kill you. 

Mammals will kill you. 

Snakes will kill you.

And we do daily battle with all kinds of tiny menaces.

Water and dirt will kill you...

Rocks will kill you...

Even gravity will kill you...

Hell, even people will kill people...

Then there's this motherfucker...

 When threatened, the loris put their hands up and lick the glands tucked away in their armpits, dosing their spit with a rich array of compounds fine-tuned to help transform a tiny cut into a festering hole of dead flesh.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

So care to revise your statement, Pastor?

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 I told my wife Netflix is voice-enabled and listening to her scream “I’M STILL HERE!” repeatedly at the TV is maybe the greatest thing ever.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE US

Till death do us part.

That does not look like a nice man.
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Kirk Douglas passed away at the ripe old age of 103. Here he is in my favorite war movie "Paths of Glory".

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My parents hanging out on their first date.

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RH: No conspiracy nut here, I just want a full-scale investigation.
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How do I say "Erdogan fucks goats but not his own wife" in Turkish?
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me: my phone is always on silent

them: don't you miss calls?

me: yes

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RARELY SEEN OCCURRENCES

How did they get it to turn green so quickly? 
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"Be the pine tree. dear. Be the pine tree!"

Each night when I sit on my bed my wife scratches my back. I told her about the bears using trees for that purpose and if she doesn't scratch hard enough I will say, Be the pine tree, dear. Be the pine tree.
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More examples of his work and how they were constructed here:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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One would think that he would have planned for that exact contingency. 
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A coyote and a badger - best buddies.

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It's always funnier when it happens to one of the most hated animals on the planet.
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Where supper just walks down the road outside your yard. 
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I don't think the driver is aware that someone tied that to his car.
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 Hahahabananaha!

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