WEDNESDAY #4066

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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A DOZEN DESERTED ISLE CARTOONS

It has always fascinated me that every cartoonist seems compelled to address this format.

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 Life Hack: If you carry around a 14-inch kitchen knife, almost everything is free.

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NEW INFORMATION

SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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When I walked through Thomas Jefferson's Monticello they had a stairway just like that. They had a Park Ranger there to remind everyone to duck.
I just stood and stared at the trim wood that many very famous Americans must have bumped their heads on.

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 Hydrofoils are fast and smooth regardless of conditions, but they cost 3 times more than regular boats and their foils are vulnerable to debris.
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Charities Withhold Money Meant For Bushfire Victims

SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Green Birdflower plant

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I would think to be a submariner to be the most frightening way to fight an enemy.

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Smoke from a flare exposes a deadly pocket of carbon dioxide.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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If it works it's not stupid.
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Alice: I’m late.

White Rabbit: Haha, that’s my line.

Alice:

White Rabbit:

Alice: *stares*

White Rabbit: Oh shit.

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Hahahabananaha!
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SKILLS DEMONSTRATED

My risk to payoff ratio is way too high for me. 
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Amazing performance from this skater...

 And the cameraman...cameraperson.
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Practicing for that giraffe you plan to teach a lesson.
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That's only five days!

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 It must have taken skill to track him down for the photo.

 Ditto this...

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Revenge is best served publicly.

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We may all need one of those after the polar ice caps melt.
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My wife does some weird shit in our yard and I cherish each and every one of her creations.
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You get the public restroom all to yourself if you sing Happy Birthday to your poops.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

I knew a guy who would listen to someone's story, then say, "Hell, that ain't nothin'", then go on to tell his story. I hated this man. 
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  A whole religion based on a lamp burning longer than it should have. As good a reason as any other I guess.
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I'm thinking the town is named Niece. 
But I could find no such town. I did find people.

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*MNBT 

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I always told mine, "Close your mouth before a fly gets in there and lays maggots on your tongue." It was very effective. 
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Not me. The day I graduated I went from being an Art Major to an Artist. 
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I've posted that several times but I think about it almost daily. 
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Fuck China. 
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It's called heroin and you can buy it on the street.

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Mob boss: Feed him to the fishes.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson bursts in out of breath]

Neil: Actually these fish feed off Copepod and plankton!

Mob boss: Him too.

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The Little Trashmaid

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AND AWRY WE GO

With friends like that...

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It's true.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Throwing boiling water outside when it’s cold fail.

 
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I couldn't have resisted either.
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He was warned.
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The dog wants to put as much distance between himself and the stupid human as possible as soon as possible.
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Hahahabananaha!
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The exact moment of regret.
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Our Great Communicator

It's much better to hear him utter those words.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE

We could laugh at him which he makes very easy every single day.
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 When you waiver you are not weakening...you are strengthening.

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https://i.imgur.com/3Vm5f2a.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/9xw5aoQ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ARnOxqt.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/EM60ac2.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/PDPUsaZ.mp4 

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NOTE: Please include how you deduce the answer, not just the answer. Thanks.