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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, March 21, 2020

SATURDAY #4104

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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NOTE: I have been on the internet all day and I've found 10 items that weren't virus related. I have attempted to break my virus-related posts into two groups: information and humor. I am having to go back and completely redo posts that were completed two weeks ago. It's getting messy and I know that there will be mistakes. Just stay with me. We will get through this together.




THE FACTS


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THOSE WHO GET IT

Covid Copenhagen
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 Vietnamese People’s Army for the past two months. Bivouac in the jungle, in caves, so that barracks spaces can be reserved for quarantine suspected cases of Corona Virus.

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The new block party

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Serbia, 3 wars in the last 30 years. More discipline than 1st world countries.
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My neighbor across the street is an elementary school art teacher just like I was. She is having to teach art over the internet. I don't think I could have done that.
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That liquor store just put a window in the front door.
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THOSE WHO JUST DON'T GET IT


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Jesus Fucking Christ
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 I don't believe them.
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Scalpers need to go to jail.

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They took the furniture out of my local Starbucks so people won’t gather here.
Who thinks this is a good time to run out and grab a coffee?
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If I post anything untrue, please let me know so I can correct it.
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While defending President Trump’s use of “the Chinese virus” to describe the novel coronavirus, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.) blamed China on Wednesday for the disease and several other viral epidemics from the past two decades.

“China is to blame because the culture where people eat bats and snakes and dogs and things like that,” Cornyn told reporters. “These viruses are transmitted from the animal to the people, and that’s why China has been the source of a lot of these viruses like SARS, like MERS, the swine flu, and now the coronavirus.” 
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WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT 
THIS SHITSHOW


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Does anyone else get the feeling that doomsday prepares are laughing their asses off right now?
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"And our specials today is a braised free-range vegan." Customer - "Is the vegan antibiotic-free?" "Of course, sir." 
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Maybe a giant mood ring operated by panicky idiots should be the core of our economy.
(think stock market)
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Parents, if you kids are heading to the beach for Spring Break they are way too stupid to be in college, so you may stop paying their tuition.
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From Ireland...
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IT'S SPELLED "MARTIAL LAW" NOT MARSHAL LAW.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


Why? If you are painting for money then paint things people want to spend money on.
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Post-it Watches
How very clever.
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Pineapples are grown in South America. They’re picked, washed, quality checked, sorted by size, packed, shipped then driven from the destination port to your local grocer and somehow that process seems easier than getting my laundry done.

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LIFE ON THE STREET


Protestants and Catholics in North Ireland hate one another.
You listen to some and it has always been one where the Irish were oppressed and weaker than their bigger rivals.
But it wasn’t always like that?
 For over a century the dominant nation was Ireland and they lorded it over England by being the supreme maritime power of their age, frustrating some of that country's most famous medieval kings again and again.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Do you remember Occupy Wall Street?

It ended as expected.

But at least some humor arose from it.
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Today we all cringe at the danger these people face with only a minor accident.
The government decided to end the carnage on our highways and enacted laws for additional safety features that saved tens of thousands of lives. The government does all it can to ensure that airplanes are safe. And trains. Boats.
So, why can't they get some real safety laws for controlling guns?  I don't mean taking them away - more limiting of who is just too fucking dangerous or unstable to own a weapon of war.
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Yeah, take your "servant" to keep you from being "insulted" - if you consider losing your purse and jewelry as insulting. 
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This took me a minute then I smiled.
I just found it odd.
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Is it any wonder they beat the shit out of you? 
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The nightstick is an effective touch.
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The Jacket

It thrills me when I find the perfect segue to the next section.
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Imagine a store where you can steal anything for free. if you steal it, it’s yours. to make it exciting, if you get caught, they arrest you.

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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THE PANDEMIC


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 Social Distancing World Champion
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 Ladies and gentleman, Mr. President of Brazil
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Mormon moms who’ve been prepping food storage forever.
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We shall see.
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 I don't understand that. Anybody?
I think this may be related.
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ABOUT TOILET PAPER
 

26 years later we finally get an answer to what's in that briefcase...
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3 year-olds during the quarantine
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 ISOLATION ACTIVITIES TO KEEP YOU FROM GOING COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE




This guy's wife styled his never-styled hair.



This guy removed a wall in his house.


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Puzzle: Matinee

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