SATURDAY #4111

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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ART AND THE ARTY

Well, you have some decisions to make. If you want to sell your art and you live in an area where the people buy their art from Walmart then you can 
A: Make art that looks like the kitsch at Walmart.
B: Move to a place where the people have a more sophisticated aesthetic sense.
Or...
Quit your whining.
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Beauty is not an artist's primary concern. 
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I have dozens of those.
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It doesn't have to make sense. 
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That statement has two meanings. I could mean that art is finished, no more, dead. Or it could mean that it is widespread, seen everywhere, abundant. I choose the latter. 
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**IKIARBISW

How many shades of gray must that be?
I like that painting very much. 
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A statement on the finiteness of life? That we are all on a one-way journey to the grave.
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My unsolicited parenting advice? Clip your kid's toenails with your mouth closed. 

You’re welcome.

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THE MORONS AMONG US

ATTENTION LADIES: You do not have to wear heels. I know it's a revolutionary idea but you can just...stop. 

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How the hell did he get the ladder up there.
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My wife calls it “silent treatment”. I call it “attractive disagreement period”.

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BIZARRE PHOTOGRAPHIC IMAGES

Do you think she's being arrested or is it a bondage thing?

Dear Nipple Police, I took preventative measures.
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Is it merely photoshop or something else?
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Not to nitpick but she couldn't have done that. Maybe she was murdered. 
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At first, I thought that was photoshopped but then I saw the logic. 
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I love that technique.
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The butt of the rifle against her arm not her shoulder and her eye against the sight tells me this woman doesn't know what she is doing.
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Fair Ride?
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Reminds me of the garden gnome from Amélie.

 My brother did that with a paint-stained pair of shorts I used to swim in.

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Sometime in the night, I think somebody replaced my skeleton with a different skeleton but I don't know how to verify this.

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GET LEARNT

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London, 1940

 Imagine waking up each morning to discover this.

 And you woke up here...

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The Magnus Effect Revisited

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 Not just US taxes, Cayman Islands are a worldwide tax haven.
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 That is where my mother met Wernher von Braun.
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 [post-apocalypse open mic]

Me: So...how’s everyone’s bone health tonight? Vitamin D & calcium levels looking gooood??

Crowd: *rickets*

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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

 How are its molestation rates?
Note name.

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A storm washed away the road service.

I saw a photograph of a missing twenty-foot section of asphalt that had been sucked up by a powerful tornado. I have looked for that photo but my searches were fruitless.
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 Garlic fries look yummy...

Do you see a cartoon face in there? 
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How can that be?

What's holding it up? What is anchoring the other end? 
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Wouldn't you at least try to secure the tree itself?
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What Happens Next To This Young Man At A Festival?

A. He is told he must leave.
B. He embraces a cop.
C. He loses a shoe.

D. He flops face down in the mud puddle.
E. All of the above.
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 E. All of the above.
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It's faked, of course, but still impressive.
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