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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, March 28, 2020

SATURDAY PANDEMIC UPDATE


 RANDOM PANDEMIC NEWS AND OBSERVATIONS

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Car Insurance Companies Right Now.
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If I ever post items that you know are not true, please, please, please let me know. Thank you. 
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Costco doing it right!
Pre-allots toilet paper. 
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Never forget what this baffoon once said.
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Prisoners running from a Washington county jail.
It must be tough trying to get away when the streets are empty.
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 ABOUT THE MONEY

4 Senators may have done some shady deals based on classified briefings but 94 others have let them slide.
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*MNBT
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 People in their 20s are dying of this. We need to move away from the granny thing.
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 ISOLATION OR LACK THEREOF

Real-life Life Without People
There have been so few people on the streets that the turkeys are out roaming the streets in downtown Boston.
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Thanking the hospital workers...
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This is the fucking Covidiot who thought it would be a good idea to hold a church service with 1800 people this weekend, despite LA's stay-at-home order. 
His selfishness and foolishness are negating the diligent efforts of billions around the world to contain the virus and endangering lives.
He has no plans to stop holding services, his Tuesday sermon had hundreds in the congregation. Please sign this petition to help stop this idiocy and make this fool answer for what he's done. 
Petition: CLICK HERE
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 If they wouldn't put us all in danger I would recommend this.
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Why isn't there at least a fine for this?
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FUN ACTIVITIES TO RELIEVE THE BOREDOM

Fuck with your non-human neighbors...
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Get fucking silly...then film it.
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Develop a new skill...but don't forget to film it...
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Write a poem...
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 Have a beer with a friend...responsibly...
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Play board games...
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Get your kink on...
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 Practice a musical instrument.
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Adopt a dog.
 You have plenty of time to train it properly.
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Finish that Cosplay costume
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Smoke more dope...
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Shave ice...
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Create Face Shields or Masks
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Scare the shit out of you wife...
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Drink...
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Timely craft projects...
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Employ your favorite childhood fallback activity...
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Date...but differently...
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 Show your kid how to build a circuit.
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This couple picked up togo food the "ate out". 
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Entertain the neighbors...
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Overeat...
 But learn to cook...
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Tom Hanks Wife, Rita Wilson, Who Is Quarantined For Coronoavirus, taught herself to rap Naughty By Nature Word For Word!
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Make each other laugh...
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Fuck with the baby...
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Visit the grandchild...carefully...
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 Invent a new sport.
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Make a weird film...
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But don't make matters worse...
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 THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THE PANDEMIC

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The worshipped royal family is as deeply flawed as the rest of us. 
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 THINGS THAT MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY FACTUAL

There's a lot about this cult talk that I don't understand.


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