SUNDAY #4232

One Of My Very Own

DID YOU KNOW

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 And it wasn't one of those thin over the counter bottles...

 Well, there's the problem right there...

I would have thought they would keep the thing sated so it wouldn't eat shit like that. 
It reminds me of this previously posted item:

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 ROZNO, Slovenia (Reuters) - A wooden sculpture of U.S. first lady Melania Trump was torched near her hometown of Sevnica, Slovenia, on the night of July Fourth, as Americans celebrated U.S. Independence Day, said the artist who commissioned the sculpture.

Brad Downey, a Berlin-based American artist, told Reuters he had the life-sized blackened, disfigured sculpture removed as soon as police informed him on July 5th of the incident.

Although the statue’s face was rough-hewn and unrecognizable prior to the fire, the figure was painted with a pale blue wraparound coat resembling the one Melania Trump wore at the swearing-in of her husband U.S. President Donald Trump.

The figure was carved with a chainsaw by local folk artist Ales Zupevc from the trunk of a living linden tree.

In January, a large wooden statue resembling Donald Trump, designed by a local artist last year, was burnt in Slovenia's city of Moravce, east of the capital Ljubljana.

I must confess, I thought this was from The Onion.

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Optical Illusion House

Human perception is amazing.
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I never knew they backed down the hole.
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In flip flops.

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How very effective.
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That would include Tulsa.
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Paranormal Activity, but the demon that drags us out of bed is called “work”.

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THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT, Y'ALL

Would you eat it?

I would most certainly eat that. 
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All the food is rocks.
Look at my meat-looking petrified wood.

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I would have spotted that it was upsidedown instantly. 
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So here were his options:
 Buy a smaller fan.
Cut the blades shorter.
Weaken the support for the whole fucking ceiling.

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Moan. 
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Who the fuck would do that? 
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Crude roadrunner tunnel

 Guy ran into it.

This is in my hometown.

 The muralist, Blue Sky, looks exactly like me. We were being confused for the other all the time. When asked if I were he, I would say, "No, I'm the muralist, Green Money."

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One of my main goals as a parent is to provide my kids with enough amenities that they would never ask me to take them camping.

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RH: What the fuck does that mean?!
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PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US

Pro Soccer player in the making

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Demon Rum
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But don't his pants fit nice.

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Former college WR and retired marine Phillip Banks making a diving catch to save a baby thrown from burning building.

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That smirk.
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Would you get that close?

Those loose rocks would scare the shit out of me.
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 Got to be Russia.

**IKIARBISW

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Me (age 26): *parties like a rock star*

Me (age 76): *plots against the raccoon that keeps getting into my bird feeder*

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ATTEMPTED HUMOR IS WHAT IT IS

 
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How to grill chicken

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From a book called “How to Survive Anything”

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A guy bought this for his wife.

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Did you notice how extraordinarily white that one girl is? 
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I think the snake made contact with something besides fur.
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https://i.imgur.com/hnipMab.mp4

https://imgur.com/gallery/lCntDSn

https://i.imgur.com/YEVN2Ud.mp4 

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