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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

TUESDAY #4276

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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CLEVER USE OF LANGUAGE

I can almost hear the back of her head striking the floor.
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During various times of federal building construction, they were in the middle of a revival - like Roman Revival, Greek Revival that can be seen all over Washington today. The question is: What revival led to the Washington Monument?
Hint: Look at the capstone.
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So much for it staying in Vegas. 
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"One ape is weak. Many apes are strong."
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Let's send Ms. Hillis around the sanity bend...
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Remember this?
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Washington Monument was an example of the Egyptian Revival.


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If I ever get murdered, I want two white women with a podcast to solve it in their free time.

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ATYPICAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR


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No.
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 At first, I thought he was telling his crew that he was alright but he was actually hitchhiking...ON A RACE TRACK!
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 Let me tell you why they should be very careful.
The guy with the camera walked to the very front of the table.

 If he had fallen into the water the shape of the boat would funnel him right back onto the propeller.
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Dump of food that could just have been served on a plate, please.

 And the way my wife serves it when she's angry...
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I don't believe you. 
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How good are you at lip reading?
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It's all fun and games until...
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Slapstick cop chase too large to load that is rather amusing: CLICK HERE
And I want somebody to explain the floor tile. There is something very strange going on.
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That looks like Birmingham, Alabama when I was growing up.
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According to NASA, this kind of alignment only happens once every 500 years.
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Dear ALL advertisers: Please stop putting the ding dong of a doorbell in any of your commercials on TV. Regards, Owner of two idiot dogs.

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CREATURES SMALL AND BIGGER


Pfffft, they don't even lay eggs! 
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"I scared him off all by myself, Momma." 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Bats showed upside-down look like a human crowd milling around an office party.
In motion: CLICK HERE 
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The Tibetan Sand Fox's resting face looks just like my wife's when I try to explain a great play my Green Bay Packers just made on TV. 
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Goatyoga
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Welcome to adulthood, if you sleep on the wrong pillow. for three days you’ll feel like you got in a motorcycle accident.

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PLACES FAR MORE INTERESTING THAN WHERE YOU LIVE


For decades the Alabama/Auburn football game was played in Birmingham and my uncle would help us climb up on a roof across the street from the field and watch it.
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 The quality of the rest stops changed along the way, I would wager.
But the bus itself says 15 countries.
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
Two different animals laid at separate times.
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Cooling towers or weather phenomena? 
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Do water spouts tear up boats like tornados tear up buildings? Seriously.
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Oil randomly oozing out of the ground at an ATM in MasjedSoleiman, Iran
Not my kind of situational awareness. I would have left immediately in case it got much worse very quickly. 
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The Bridge People
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Surfing a double top at Nias, Indonesia
I would have thought they would come up with a cooler name for it than a double top.
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Pretty cool count down and demolition of Frontier Hotel LA
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6 comments:

RON said...

fill 3l container and pour into 5l. refill 3l and fill 5l to top leaving 1l. empty 5l and put remaining 1l in 5l. refil 3l and put in 5l container giving you 4l.

Ploddy said...

Puzzle answer: Fill the green can with 3 litres and pour into the 5 litre can. Fill the green can again with another 3 litres and then completely fill the 5 litre can. You should now have a green can with 1 litre and the purple can with 5 litres. Empty all the water out of the purple can so its completely empty. Pour the 1 litre you had remaining in the green can into the purple can. Then refill the green can once more with 3 litres. Add the 3 litre can to the 5 litre can and 'voila' you have 4 litres in the purple can.

Anonymous said...

Alternatively, fill the 5 litre container, then pour 3 litres from the 5 litre container into the 3 litre container, leaving 2 litres in the 5 litre container.

Empty the 3ltr container and then pour the remaining 2 litres into it from the 5 litre container.

Refill the 5 litre container, and pour an additional 1 litre from it into the 3 litre container, which will fill the 3 litre container, and leave exactly 4 litres in the 5 litre container.

Robin.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time:
1. fill the 3L container
2 Dump 3L conta8ner in to 5L container
3. Fill tthe 3L container again
4. Dump as much that will fit from 3L container in the 5L container which still has the 3L from before.

3L container now has 1 liter in it.

5. Dump out the 5L container
6. Dump the contents of the 3L container into the, now emptu, 5L container.

The 5L container now has one liter in it.
7. Fill the 3L container again
8. Dump the 3L container into the 5L container.

The 5L container now has 4 liters in it.

For those of you in America, a liter is a unit of measurement for volume.

Danny Newey said...

A3- He WAS a bit of a PRICK, though! hahaha

Danny Newey said...

PUZZLE TIME. Fill 5 ltr Can and Drink 1 ltr! hahaha

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