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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

TUESDAY #4290

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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Remember this from years ago...

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Time flies when you are having fun.
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*40’s after sex*
Her: ‘That was amazing. Let’s do it again.’
Me: ‘Like…today?’

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DID YOU KNOW

Candle flames are actually hollow.
 
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"ThinkPad crashing on me in the middle of work."
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Na in water smashes fumehood.
Hard to forget a thing like that. 
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Boston hospital flooded back in June. They just released some security footage.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
Just wait until global warming kicks in.
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Ruby Bridges, the first black child to go to a desegregated school, standing by President Obama.
She was protected by several US marshals during her school years.
Can't we finally get over this white supremacy bullshit?!
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Special Traffic in Switzerland
I once drove past a community of mansions flanking a landing strip and each house had its own hangar.
As I understand it the above is a plane leaving the factory to take a test flight. 
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If you ever find yourself in one of those just look at the floor and nothing else. You can find the exit straight away. 
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William Wallace Monument, Scotland
The tower, completed in 1869, sits atop Craig Abbey overlooking the River Forth and the Valley of Forth. The hill was once the site of a fortress, where William Wallace camped before defeating the English, who were trying to cross the area in the Battle of Stirling Bridge in 1297. The monument is designed in the stately Scottish style and depicts a medieval Scottish tower. In the courtyard, you can see the representation of the royal crown of Scotland and outside the statue of Wallace in solid bronze. 
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Boarding a zeppelin from the empire state building.

That the photograph is a composite, a fake, is disappointing but not surprising: no airship ever docked there, and indeed the whole mooring mast concept was a bit of a stunt itself.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
The winds going up and over the building make such feats impossible.
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Whenever we bake potatoes to eat with steaks or whatever we cook a couple of extra potatoes to use for making hash browns in the days following.
Yummy!
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Before you make fun of older folks, just remember we know where ALL the bathrooms are.

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IMAGES OF WHICH I APPROVE


I always marvel at the engineering required to keep the grade manageable.  Notice on the right the road wraps all the way around the mountain.
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I'm a bit of a prankster myself.  
I once knew a woman who kept fucking with her sister's leg in the next stall only to discover that it was not, in fact, her sister.
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Know who this is?
Hint: It is written all over his fucking fingers.
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26-year-old Ozzy Nelson, 1934
*MNBT 
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What happens in the stable stays in the stable. 
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All things Ralph...
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 Think of all the bad ideas for food combinations before they discover something like this:
Lemon Garlic Shrimp & Snow Crab Fries
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 That sort of reminds me of this...
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Think of all the physics those kids are learning.  
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Can we all just take a minute and thank all the individuals who spend their time and energy just to amuse us.

And...
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DIET JOURNAL
DAY 1: A little hungry. Stayed within my calories. I can do this.
DAY 4: A humpback whale responded to my stomach growls.

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WHY DO PEOPLE DO 
SHIT LIKE THIS


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All that for fake internet points. 
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Sound on for technique tips: CLICK HERE 

I couldn't take my eyes off her filthy feet. Jeez. 
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Did you know that six states do not require inspections of carnival rides?
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Not sure why she grabbed him by the nuts but hopefully she got as much enjoyment out of it as he did.
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People seem to love to do shit like this... 

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This kids  is risking life and limb...

 For what?
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These people are also endangering themselves...

 But at least they are getting paid.
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Haven't a clue.  
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A woman opens an emergency exit and climbs onto the plane wing after feeling too hot on the plane.
I'm thinking she had to let a killer fart and she was just being nice to the other passengers.  
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That look on his face. 
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So very much going on...

Drugs are a hell of a drug.
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Just skip right to Revelations it will explain everything so you can understand it.
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 Where did the cat go?
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

In case you were wondering, I queried Raccoon on head restaurant and found this:

https://www.thedodo.com/in-the-wild/raccoon-cafe-seoul-south-korea

psm

Anonymous said...

C3 is Ozzy Osbourne, not Nelson

Ralph Henry said...

Did you not notice the date?

Anonymous said...

Osbourne...note hair and clothes

Danny Newey said...

A Piiig!

Anonymous said...

Yeah. Definitely Ozzy Osbourne. Not sure where you got 1934 from.

Ralph Henry said...

Guys, I was just fucking with you.

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