One Of My Very Own
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PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US
A lot of work for the payoff.
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"But how do I explain that to my children?"
"Tell them that some men love one another very much."
And they will shrug and get on with a more understanding life.
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Friday fun fact: In 1974, Ramesses II was sent on a flight to Paris for preservation and maintenance work. But since French law required every person, living or dead to fly with a valid passport, Egypt was forced to issue a passport to the Pharaoh.
**IKIARBISW
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Damn, he's good!
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If you eat tuna fish, & then you eat cake, you need to get a new fork. Trust me.
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AND AWRY WE GO
Need proof of that? Try this:
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Remember the train having its roof scraped off?
Do young people who live with their parents just give up on sex...I mean with another person?
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What a fucking douchebag.
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If a woman does that and a man sees her then he is at fault for gawking. If a man is seen doing the same thing he is at fault for flashing. What's up with that.
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That was then...
Now we praise them for killing black people.
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Nightmarish.
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Everything is gray and black except for that guy...
Can you imagine being home and watching it that close?
Those are not the beams that failed in the centers. This is the type of beam that failed.
And they didn't have to melt. All they had to do is bend and 1500 degrees will cause that.
And this shows how fragile they were.
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The culprit is a foreign company named "Tardigrade Limited" which is on a sanctions list over arms sales. The Office of Foreign Assets Control has a search engine that returns the word as an entry, and the company crops up in this U.S. Treasury Department shit list.
Damn, damn, damn, damn!
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As an ex-missileman, I couldn't resist.
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"Let's be friends."
"Fuck you and your friendship."
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I think that was done intentionally, but volunteers cleaned it up...
And then he was adopted...
Wait for it...
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That was then...
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A few images of 9/11...
Everything is gray and black except for that guy...
Can you imagine being home and watching it that close?
And this shows how fragile they were.
Damn, damn, damn, damn!
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I made a recipe that called for aubergines. The grocery store didn’t have any so I substituted eggplants.
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JUST PLAIN GOOD IDEAS
Brilliant.
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I think they have been using something similar since the invention of agriculture.
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Translates to...
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Where's the cheese?
A man got talked into doing the laundry. He added a block of cheese and when his wife discovered it he said, "Oh, there it is."
He was never asked to do laundry again.
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He was never asked to do laundry again.
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Dam near double their seating capacity.
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A stamp that makes perfectly drawn benzene rings.
My friend, Steven, needs one of those.
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I need one of those.
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Street vendors are all wonderful.
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Every one of my trophies might as well say “Best Trophy Thief.”
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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
"Let's be friends."
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Phantom Limb
That's amazing.
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🎶A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND🎶
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Wait for it...
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DARK AGES ROMANCE
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4 comments:
Puzzle Time: Name of the Father: "Mr. Sixty Two
Puzzle time: they all have the same last name, "Two"
His name is Mr. Two. If I had to extrapoltae further, his full name would be Mr. Seventy Two.
I agree with Kranky Old Guy. We often see that when a woman's name is written as "Mrs.", it is followed by the husband's first and last name. I don't like that, as it is sexist, but that is the traditional way of writing it. "Mr. and Mrs. John Smith". Like a wedding announcement.
for the children, it might be logical to think they were named numerically because of the father's wishes and paternal family traditions. The mother married into the name...for all we know her given name could be Jane Smith. So, if the mother's name is truly "Sixty", we can't infer that the husband's name is 70, 80, 90, or Jeff. Therefore, I go with the simplest solution...the "Mrs. Sixty Two" refers to the traditional way of expressing a wife's name when using "Mrs.", and the father's name is "Sixty Two".
I wouldn't dare disagree.
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