FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #4314

One Of My Very Own

That reminds me of my deaf ass.

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LANGUAGE FOR FUN AND PROFIT

Background checks should also be banned. Arby’s doesn’t need to know how many people I was “accused” of holding hostage.

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You need to read that aloud.

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In a recent interview, he admitted that years ago he didn't believe that manmade gases influenced climate.

The interviewer asked what changed his mind and Attenborough said, "I talked to the scientists."

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Bold of him to assume any of those people know what "erudite" means.

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1968, Ron Cobb (RiP)

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Do the makers of Pringles know how big hands are?

OBJECTS OF INTEREST

Wall painting machine.

A salesman of such machines bought me lunch years ago. His company printed any image on very large vinyl sheets that were then glued to the wall. And they used high-quality paint instead of ink.

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WW1 Shock Trooper, Sniper and Machinegunner Helmets, chain and plate armor

Do you think those bullet marks are real? I worry about the one on the right being in such a straight line.

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And a good time was had by all.

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Would someone please explain that to me?

BTW wouldn't you love to see a tutorial showing how she wipes her ass?

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Saturn rising behind the moon

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The chain is a nice touch!

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Guess what these are.

Before toilet paper, Greeks and Romans tidied up with ceramic pieces.

During the Greco-Roman period from 332 BCE to 642 CE, they used a tersorium, which had a sponge on one end, was left in public bathrooms for communal use.

In Japan in the eighth century CE, people used another type of wooden stick called a chuugi to clean both the outside and inside of the anus - literally putting a stick up their buttocks.

water, leaves, grass, stones, animal furs and seashells, moss, sedge, hay, straw, and pieces of tapestry, feathers, and goosenecks.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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Halloween candy idea for the kids this year.

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Growing up in rural Alabama I spent a lot of time walking down paths just like that one.

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Alligator taunts a golfer.

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FIRST-PERSON TO GET A CAT:

Haha, this thing is an asshole. I’m gonna keep it.

FLUIDS, FLUIDS EVERYWHERE

Ice flowing over Niagara Falls

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This was captioned "Icy blue glacier water."

I don't think the water is blue. The ice is blue...at least the glaciers I've seen.

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Frog prints

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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Growing rice on top of water

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Oil trapped inside a potato chip

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And yet she posted it anyway.

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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Being an adult is saying "I can't believe it's (x month) already" over and over and over until you die.

UNUSUAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR

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How I Met Your Mother...

She reminds me of this guy. Recognize him?

Billy Jack and he did all his own stunts.

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Cosplayer gets mistaken for Elsa

She, of course, came as this homicidal bitch.

But did you notice that foot?!?

And soon after gasping at that, I scrolled down to this lady...

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This came with no explanation.

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This is either the filming of a movie...

Or one helluva gender reveal party.

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The best blooper

With sound: CLICK HERE

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Oh, yes we can...

The longer you look the weirder it gets.

Did you notice the goose has a broken wing?

Did you notice the peacock on the roof?

Did you notice the bird on his shoulder?

Did you notice the patches in his pants?

Did you notice his laundry hanging on the house?

Did you notice the chicken steal a piece of banana?

And my favorite - the split bamboo roof.

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Just when I was starting to think that America couldn't get any worse, I see our heartwarming overwhelming voter turnout even with the mountain of voter suppression efforts.