FRIDAY #4328

 One Of My Very Own

*MNBT

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NON-ORGANICS

When you've already nutted but she keeps sucking.

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The caption read: "Love Beach in the Marietta islands and it's entirely hidden and can only be reached by swimming through a short, narrow tunnel."

But in the comments, it said Hidden Beach in Mexico. So, I ran a Google image search and this is what I got:

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An emergency contact card at my school read:

Name: Slack Maxwell

Address: Easy Street

Employer: N/A

- There is an Easy Street in my city

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So, how's the family?

Did you get your flu shot?

I'm vegan how about you?

Does this boil look infected to you?

Have you ever wondered what humans taste like?

I'm still refusing to wear a mask.

Let's talk safe words.

Anyone else has a chronic flatulence problem?

Hate. Let me tell you about hate.

Bill Cosby is one of my heroes.

I brought favor beans and a nice Chianti.

I see dead people.

Has anybody heard any good news?

So that's what that big red button does! Whew!

I've got my bagpipes.

And my favorite...

So, who wants to fuck first?

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People online justifiably brag about buying their first house.

I've had several milestones in my life. One was the day I bought my first house. The other was when I paid off my present house.

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As I understand it the snow evaporates before reaching the fires.

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I believe that is called C4.

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That reminds me of taking a girl's virginity.

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Burning Phone...

...sends anyone close to another dimension.

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I'm 'I was once on a landline with Blockbusters' years old.

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HUMANS ANIMALS

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This is what friends are for...

During a road trip with the boys, I laid a deck of poker cards, a case of beer, and some cigarettes on the counter and told the salesclerk, "If you had girlie magazines I would cover all my sins in one trip.

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Women misunderstanding physics for...oh...ever.

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A photographic essay...

I like the good guys having guns.

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He wrote: "Finally conquered this 22 inch 412-pound atlas stone. The size of this stone cannot be overstated. This is my 4th attempt at this stone since the beginning of this year. Heavy Romanian Deadlifts, Trap Raises, and Front Squats have helped me build the strength to accomplish this feat."

Why so many stones?

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And Grandmother of the Year Award goes to...

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Why would that be illegal? Anybody?

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I'm not worried. If the airbag deployed it would only thrust my wife's legs up and over her head, a position which she is certainly no stranger.

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How could anybody resist? Guys? Seriously.

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                                                                   **IKIARBISW

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"It must smell my dog."

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Highway robbers taking shots at a truck driver.

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You are not a witch. You are mentally ill and bought candles.

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More Quino

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NON-HUMANS

As I understand it they leave the water and march great distances to mate and hatch the egg. They take turns waddling back to the sea to feed.

My question is why do they need to be so far from the sea to gather up in that mass? I'm assuming it has something to do with evading predators, but that's a very far distance.

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I seem to remember reading that there is now more tonnage of plastics in the ocean than fish.

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Why are some of the more greedy than the rest?

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Being so easily spotted makes his survival amazing.

And being a moose is difficult enough...

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I looked that up and they have had horses!

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Balancing a stick

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Every boy needs at least one dog...

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When living in bear-country wouldn't you install stronger doors and windows? Maybe even being in the building code?

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Okay, I get the shark but what is it eating? A meat lure of sorts?

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Pre-Halloween Reminder: No one likes your kids enough to give them drugs.

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ALL THINGS HALLOWEEN

That one comes with a mask.

Teach your toddler how to make this face to freak out the neighbors.

And he can drink beer the whole time.

I wonder how many people remember that guy.

It's done with projection.

Did you notice his red hot boner?

The dog.

Skeletons are big this year.

Remember Miss Trunchbull in Matilda?

Always check your kids' candy...

Haunted House Reactions That Look Like Expressions During Sex

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Did you notice the girl puke all over the guy...TWICE!?

LEEEROY JEEEENKINS!!

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https://youtu.be/FmxyrH1fy3M

https://imgur.com/gallery/rtPatJL

https://imgur.com/gallery/FPADIF7

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