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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

WENESDAY #4326

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PLACES OF INTEREST

This is an aerial view of Barcelona. My most trusted advisor thinks Barcelona is the world's most beautiful city.
I've always admired the way the individual blocks are configured with plenty of open space in the middle for light and air.
I did not know that there were so many cities using this same solution to overcome congestion.

Athens. Greece

Valencia, Spain

Stockholm, Sweden

Lyon, France
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One of the hazards of living in the American South.
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Putting out the good vibes from one's own front yard.
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Canoe next to USS Midway.

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Feeding the world.
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Warning: If you post this doctored image of this man he wants you prosecuted so use caution.
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Spelling "boobytrap" backward is a fun idea.


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FUNNY IS AS FUNNY DOES

Womantaur: half woman, half another woman

*MNBT

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Made you look.

Shoulder or knees or ankles?
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He could have just...not applied for jobs.

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Here are comments left:

  • I once watched a guy twist open the caps on about ten bottles of soda "looking for the one that had the most fizz."

  • The worst part is that the VAST majority are decent and civil but the minority is so thunderously awful they set fire to the pie chart

  • Try working as an EMT then

  • Some of them aren't stupid, they're just entitled bitches who know they can get free stuff if they tantrum like a fucking toddler.

  • I had a lady bring back a bottle of wine and demand a new bottle AND corkscrew. It had a screwcap, not a cork.

  • If you haven't encountered and *dealt* with a Karen level stupidity, you are the Karen level stupidity.

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Just imagine settling down into a tub of hot gravy.
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Brahahahahahahahaha!

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That bitch turned him into a Christmas Tree!!!

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How could you not love Bollywood?
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**IKIARBISW

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Dads Beer and Science

For the cackling of the wives: CLICK HERE

"I don't think it travels through aluminum," 
said his wife knowingly.
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You're telling me a random house published this book?


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THAT WHICH IS RARELY SEEN

Well, I guess that's one way to do it.
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They just hemorrhage when they overeat?!
How is that evolutionarily wise?
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A most interesting comic about gene editing. Comic, yes, but oh so educational.

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Lieutenant Edwin Wright of the 404th Fighter Group shows off the damage caused by flak to his P-47 Thunderbolt. USAAF airfield near Sint-Truiden, Belgium, October 1944.

'Lt "Lucky" Edwin Wright, just over 19 yrs. old just returned from his 39th mission- over Munster. He got hit by flak but continued on his mission dropped his bombs, did a spot of strafing, and returned. When he got back he found a hole 8ins. in diameter through his 11ins. diameter prop blade, caused by a direct hit from an ‘ack-ack’ shell. If the shell had deviated an inch and a half on either side, his blade would have severed and he would have been brought down. This is the 6th time that Wright has been hit by Flak and is now known as “Lucky Wright”. He has 5 and a half months of combat to his credit and 39 missions.’

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According to the article, the bird is literally half male, half female, split down the middle.  Internally as well as externally.

There's a 'go fuck yourself' joke in there somewhere.
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Someone said, "This is an ad. It’s all over Instagram. Why isn’t this labeled as an ad? Knowing people will inevitably want the source is just an extra step."

I say let the buyer beware. Google it your own damn self.

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I know you've seen it but I would pay someone to allow me to do that.
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Why do we call it a red onion when it's clearly purple?


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PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US

A random person was walking past the Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church in Pearl River, Louisiana on the evening of September 30 when he noticed that the lights were on inside the church. This person decided to investigate, and upon peering through the window, discovered this sight:

The small parish's pastor half-naked having sex with two women on the altar, according to court documents. The women were dressed in corsets and high-heeled boots. There were sex toys and stage lighting. And a mobile phone was mounted on a tripod, recording it all. 


That priest looks EXACTLY what I would think a priest who did that would look like.
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WARNING: Do. Not. Argue. With. This. Woman!
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We all need to be reminded of this guy from time to time.
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I would have spray painted this...
Think child leukemia...earthquakes...volcanoes...
cancer...ringworms...Alzheimer's...tsetse flies...
malaria...birth defects...tornadoes...need I go on?

Anybody?
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Photoshopped but still funny. Notice indention for Cupid's Bow in eyebrows.
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Place your bets on the outcome now...
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Cops break up dancing...
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Chloroform Test

With the sound of that grotesque head thud: 

CLICK HERE

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There are two kinds of people in this world.
Me and that idiot who casually drives by as if there is no danger. And why is that guy filming instead of warning the driver of the truck? Jeez!
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If I'm not mistaken his "safety belt" is tied to his belt loop.
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Can we all agree that Trump is not like the rest of us?




And this is what Republicans call a woman with impeccable credentials...
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5 comments:

Scott James said...

Puzzle time: 91
15 -(2×3)=9
28 -(3×4)=16
45 - (4×5)=25
66 -(5×6)= 36
Therefore:
X - (6×7) = 49. Because 49 is the next square in the series.
Solve for X
91 - 42 = 49

The column on the right is used to check your work using the squares you derived above.

9 +3 =12
16 + 4= 20
25 + 5 = 30
36 + 6 = 42
49 + 7 = 56

Took about a minute.

Anonymous said...

puzzle time:
the numbers in the last 2 columns are outputs of functions of the numbers in the first 3 columns in that same row.
the rightmost number in any given row is the product of the 2nd and 3rd numbers on that same row. ex: 12=3×4; 30=5x6.
the number in the 4th column is the product of the second number in that row multiplied by the sum of the first and second number in that row. ex: 66=6×(5+6).
the missing cell is:7x(6+7)=7×13=91.
another solution is that the numbers in the 4th and 5th columns are produced by adding progressively larger odd or even numbers at an interval of +4 or +2, respectively. 28 is 15+13. 45 is 28+17. 66 is 45+21. 91 is 66+25. the 5th column you just add 8, then 10, then 12, etc.

Anonymous said...

I'm posting this as anonymous because the internet has ruined me.

B5 - I saw a women's thigh and butt. That one strap looked like a lingerie strap....

Anonymous said...

D4 - Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana "IO feel stupid and contagious" part of the chorus.

Ralph Henry said...

Thank you, Anon. I don't keep up with pop culture and need all the help I can get.

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