One Of My Very Own
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Oh, my internet was fine but I had to put my computer in for a new battery. It took four days. I was like a lost puppy. Anyway, I stumbled upon some old OOMVOs and will include them at the end of this first section.
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A STAB AT HUMOR
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Extreme Walk of Shame with an attitude...
From all the similar images I have deduced that this happens all over the world at a disturbing frequency.
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And my all-time favorite...^^A11^^
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I knew a guy who squirted toothpaste directly in his mouth instead of on his toothbrush.
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HUMAN MENAGERIE
Mother-Daughter
When the villagers see her coming.
I ran across this long list and culled my favorites:
It's a whole lot easier to get breakfast from a chicken than a pig.
There's no such thing as a woman's work on a farm. There's just work.
All children spill milk. Learn to smile and wipe it up.
The softer you talk the closer folks'll listen.
When teaching young children I employed that technique constantly.
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Within seconds one of these people is going to get knocked the fuck out. Guess which.
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The guy running with the ball is fast but his pursuer is demonically faster.
We've all played both parts in that drama
haven't we?
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The look on her face...
Terry Kiser should have won an academy award for his role as Bernie.
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My wife said she didn't understand cloning and I said that makes two of us.
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OBJECTS OF INTEREST
When I saw that on the internet I smiled remembering the time years ago my bartender gave me a tube of them. I put it in our collection of memorabilia.
And while I had the camera out I photographed the now completed newest dollar collector.
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2010 Military Budgets
In the last army to army war, we won it in 100 hours and lost fewer troops than had they been left on their home bases getting drunk and shit. We mastered the skies without losing a plane.
We have 11 aircraft carriers which equal the rest of the world combined.
Maybe, just maybe, we don't have to be that strong.
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I like the design...
But it occurs to me that it is probably unstable and would wobble.^^C3^^
Why, in the name of survival, doesn't the duck just fly away?
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Oh, you're a millennial? Name one industry you've killed.
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ART AND THE ARTY
STUDIO ART
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I know I critique harshly but I don't like the way the shadows on her face align with the shadows on the wall.
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PHOTOGRAPHY OF THINGS WITNESSED
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MANIPULATIVE PHOTOGRAPHY
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I could quite figure that out.
So I inverted it.
What's with the elbow pads? ^^D17^^
PUBLIC ART
PUBLIC ART AS SOCIAL COMMENTARY
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Try doing it without a pencil and paper.
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