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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, December 25, 2020

FRIDAY #4384

 One Of My Very Own


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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

to everyone except that bitch Carole Baskin.


Merry Christmas from our family to yours.




STAY SAFE AND DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.

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An extraordinary rendition of my favorite Christmas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHLcf6BUrEY

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ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR


The problem is not that homeless people shit on the sidewalk. The problem is why don't they have bathrooms to use.
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I never "played" with myself. I abused the shit out of myself.
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Even I have fallen under its spell.
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"Get got" - what a wonderful use of language.

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*MNBT

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How is it possible to simultaneously believe that 5G towers infect us with a virus but carbon emissions can't heat up the planet?


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SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAMN DAY


That is the worst caption bubble I have ever seen.
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Guess what's happening here...I dare you
You're wrong. Nobody can foresee this climax.
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Hell, now all my weekend plans are ruined...ruined I say!
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Egyptians test the proto-wheel for the construction of the pyramids (2500 BC)

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"Progress of my self-care during Covid"

We can see your foot.

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I can remember betting on such sports in bars.
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But most men will bet on anything. Watch carefully.
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I want Americans to be denied any financial assistance without being vaccinated.
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For my chemist friend, Sloop.

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Giraffe eating grass

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When my daughter asked where babies come from my wife whispered to me, "She's too young. Tell her the stork." So, I said, "Your mom fucked a stork."


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THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD


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Looks like something the airlines would do.
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All things Ralph...
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We have had warnings that we ignored.
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And...

Carl Sagan warned us in 1995... but very few listened.

Thin Qanon conspiracy theories.
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Some of us just fake it better than others.
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Now THAT is a great attitude.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The puzzle has two number sequences, (perhaps to confuse us). The even numbers are 1,4, 9, 16, 25, 36 ... they are the square numbers (the next would be 49).

The odd numbers are 3, 3 ,5 ,4, ?, 3... These are the number of letters in the first six numbers: so one has 3 letters, two has three letters, four has 4 letters, five has 4 letters - and this is our missing '?' number, six has 3 letters.

The missing number is therefore 4.

Robin.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: 4
This took me a very long time. I have no way of knowing if I am right, but it fits tbe pattern I see.

Anonymous said...

that's a great solution! I figured out the squares, but not the other sequence...drove me crazy. I think your solution is definitely it!

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