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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, February 27, 2021

SATURDAY #4448

 One Of My Very Own

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The Impeachment Trial has taken up so much time that I am far behind on the distribution schedule of my installations.
But I have had time to collect a plethora of images for this post while I was listening.
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THE RISIBLE


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See anything odd?
Look carefully.

That fire looks like people having sex in front of a police barricade...or maybe it's just me.

^^A5^^

Impossible.
^^A6^^

I will never tire of dogs doing that.
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In the 1970s skirts were unbelievably short.
This fashion fad was not without drawbacks...

But I thought it was a perfect fashion trend...
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Speaking of...
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Can you imagine what would have happened if FDR had managed Pearl Harbor; or JFK had managed the Cuban Missile Crisis; or if Bush the Older had managed Iraq's Invasion of Kuwait; or Bush the Younger had managed 9/11, with the incompetence that Trump managed this Once in a Century Pandemic?

And don't forget the pandemic will soon surpass the deaths caused by all those other challenges combined.

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Some Cosplay lady...
But what the hell is her crotch about?!
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Wait for it...
They got me and now I got you.
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When you get a long-haired roommate...

I'm assuming that is a root from the tree that they just dug up.
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Have you ever been in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and it occurs to you that literally, no one cares? 

No? Try getting married.


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AIN'T NATURE GRAND


Sheep finally gets sheared after being loose for years.

This happens much more often than I would have thought possible.
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Hippos can't swim, they walk or bounce off the bottom. It’s a kind of gallop.

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Earth Porn

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Odd Pachyderm Behavior



There was a movie about that very thing.
As I recalled it was about a hotel that had been built on the ancient migration route of the elephants.
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Traffic Wolf

Many species do the exact same thing.
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Warming up by the fire; In a hut on the Appalachian Trail (NH), after a particularly rough snowy, hike.

Some so many people expend time and fortune to enjoy the great outdoors.
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There seems to be nothing that nature loves won't do...

In the north of the Netherlands lives a tribe of hardy German dairy farmers. They like skating but are willing to adapt to climate change.

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But the way I look at it, nature has so many ways to kill us that it's a miracle any of us live to adulthood.

And I will bet real money that the driver of that car found a way to blame his wife.

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If Goldilocks tried three beds then Momma Bear and Poppa Bear slept separately and Baby Bear was probably the only thing keeping the family together.


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GET LEARNT


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Feed it more meat...duh.
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I have no idea what that is but found it rather interesting anyway...
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It was stated that it is adorned by a jawbone.
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Sustainable Indoor Saltwater Shrimp Farm



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Speaking of...
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That poor lady was attacked by neighbors - including children.

Hate is never the way.
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I've seen that before...

*MNBT

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My wife told me that a pregnant horse can run faster because it has two horsepower.


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THE SKILLS OF OTHERS


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I don't even know what these two ladies are doing...
But they do it very well.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TRAINING FOR?!?!
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After coming up with a concept for a painting, Norman Rockwell would enlist the help of a photographer.





Now go back and look at that first sailor in the chair and compare it to this kid...

Coincidence?

I always used photos as my models.
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Generals don't think up shit like that - loadmasters do.
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Ultimate pump track

The first time I saw that I thought it was done by a computer, but it seems to be a real thing.
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One of the more supreme and sublime works of art in sculpture, El Desengaño (1757), is the opera Magna by Francesco Queirolo.



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Native American (Navajo) Featherwork

As I understand it the only people allowed to even possess an eagle feather are Native Americans. 
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This family of muralists specializes in water towers.


But my hyper-critical eye can't resist spotting the flaws.
The tree doesn't do that...or this...

But as I've told my crew a million times:

"It'll look great from 40'."

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Removing the shed of a King Cobra's chin.

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This detail of a Giovanni Battista Lombardi marble statue from the 1800s, showing water flowing over a nymph's toes.

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9 comments:

Scott James said...

A8: the street address of my last jod was 12345 N lamar. There has to be a 12345 somewhere.

Burgervan said...

B3 In between EATING Midgets!

Burgervan said...

B9 They installed the World's biggest Mirror!

Burgervan said...

C10 One Shrimp per Olympic swimming pool! hahaha

Burgervan said...

C11 Surely planting trees is the 'No-Brainer'!

Anonymous said...

Re: Your notecard one liner question, "Am I the only one to Google 'Big titty goth girls'?"

Not any more Ralph. not any more :)

Robin.

Inchworm said...

FAIL PAIL PALL PALS PASS

Steve said...

Puzzle:
FAIL
FALL
PALL
PALS
PASS

Anonymous said...

C%: Steel or other hardening metal dumped out from cauldron (upper right).

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