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SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAMN DAY
Could that be true?
Where's her head? Give it some time.
Maybe it was this guy's mother...
She has her right ear resting on her right shoulder.
Yes. Yes she does.
That's one of the most awesome things I've ever seen in my whole life. In that brief moment, that creature's life went from immobile to mobile.
Not sure where or when that skill will come in handy.
"We need a slogan that makes it clear you will get laid if you use our product."
When I got my first computer I used it to write novels. I had read somewhere that interstate signs had white letters on a green background because that combination was most readable.
Confusing correlation with causation.
Who has a CD drive anymore?
For you clumsy drink right out of the bottle drunks...
Indeed. Growing a living human being inside your body is the feat of feats.
At first, I was petrified with fear then I figured, what the hell, my wife had all the food it needed hanging right there on her chest.
Don't you hate it when that happens?
"But I only pulled out enough to win."
Believe it or not, that is a perfect segue to the cartoon.
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After 2020 I now think Jack Torrance actually held it together quite well.
THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT
When you drive across the country and back - twice - you pass through a thousand small towns just like these.
The only difference is that now half the stores are boarded up. And here's why:
Remember when they had a policy of buying American first? Whatever happened to that?
Speaking of...
USA map on Sri Lankan television simplifies matters.
I don't see a safety harness. Do you see a safety harness?
How do you think they knew the wall was going to collapse at that exact moment?
If you have ever owned a boat I can almost guarantee you that you've done that at least once.
Men be like that.
Guilty.
Look who skipped doggy sex ed one too many times...
And I would bet good money every single one of those legislators have been stoned before.
I could hardly believe my eyes!
I couldn't shorten this so I offer it in its entirety...but I have to send you elsewhere...sorry.
I'm thinking both the duck and the frog went for the same bug at the exact some time.
Amazing How The Bat-Shield Just Folded Up And Vanished
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Today is my 3 year anniversary of moderating my drinking. The strip club still won't let me back in.
FATALISM AND SUCH
Travel Ban Loophole
Costco knows we have all had a hard year.
I'm rather proud that I've stuck to my moderation schedule all these months.
Amen, Mr. Signmaker, amen.
The Great Escape, Banksy?
I pity the fools.
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Do you think working dogs would get upset if they knew unemployed dogs also got food and attention?
THINKERS
They call this pattern 'Dazzle Camouflage'.
It was painted on ships in WWI to make it hard for enemies (the Germans specifically) to distinguish from a distance where the front or back of the ship was. This made it harder to guess direction and speed, which were important when aiming torpedoes.
These 28,000 year old dildos are thought to be the oldest sex toys ever discovered.
That's where the term "boner" came from.
Motorized Ice Skates
A battery pack on his back to power each motor mounted on the skates, held in place with custom 3D printed parts. Screws in the drive wheels provide traction.
You can spin it in bowl of ice water...with your hands. Jeeez.
That kind of barrel reduces the recoil by like 90%.
Think of the first demolition guy who said, "I have an idea!" and then came up with that.
A robot hears by using the ear of a dead locust.
QWOP, arguably the most difficult video game ever. Could an algorithm trained to play QWOP do any better? While the AI learned to make the runner perform better than most people, it could not outdo the best human gamers.
What must the future wrought?
They use a hydraulic side dump bucket to fill the hopper on their curb machine. The machine then gravity feeds a single auger that pushes the special curb mix asphalt through a preheated mold creating a an asphalt curb.
Always be careful before you push someone's face into a cake!
You might want to write that shit down.
She is a black belt stunt woman.
3 comments:
puzzle time: the time now is 18:30
The clock lost 17 minutes, meaning 17 hours had passed. So at 17:00, the clock would show 16:43, and that is when it stopped. But that happened 90 minutes prior. so 17:00 was 90 minutes prior to the correct current time...18:30
The correct time in the puzzle would be 18:30 on a twenty-four hour clock reading). The clock stopped at 17:00 hours, at which point it was 17 minutes slow hence showing 16:43.
From Midnight till noon being 12 hours, and noon till 17:00 being another five totally 17 hours - and losing 1 minute for each of those hours.
Since the clock stopped 90 minutes ago, you can add this to the correct time (17:00), that the clock was showing 16:43, giving 18:30.
Robin.
Puzzle:
When the clock stopped at 16:43, it had run for 17 hours and lost 17 minutes, so the true time was 17:00 (5 pm). 90 minutes later the time would be 18:30 (6:30 pm).
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