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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, March 22, 2021

MONDAY #4471

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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LET ME AMUSE YOU


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*MNBT

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*MNBT

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*Didn't FDR already try that?

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This is me when my wife asks me to do...just about anything...

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The best thing about not knowing where you are going is that you can take any road you want.


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WHY I STAY CONFUSED


Anybody want to explain that to me?

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What have the red lines got to do with anything?
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The narrowest street in the world - Klančić in Vrbnik, Croatia

What happens if two people simultaneously enter from each end. Who turns around?

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Got Wood?

How does he see where he's going?

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Two kinds of people

The neatnik and the slob.

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I think the duck is trained to bring the man-fish too large for it to eat in exchange for the smaller fish he can eat.

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Cruising above the clouds at Mount Haleakalā in Hawaii

Yeah, drive like a front-wheel blowout wouldn't send you into the abyss.

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I've had young men on my mural crew who had problem-solving skills on par with that.

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I found these two items on the same day and it reminded me of a story.

I asked a friend to go camping with me. I would bring the beer, food, and I would cook and clean up. All he had to do was read one of my books. Every time he laughed aloud I wanted to know what scene he was reading. Drove the guy nuts.

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At 2am my wife sat bolt upright in bed and screamed, "Yes, but will there be a buffet?" I pray it was dream-induced.


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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


The way the frost highlights this sculpture.

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I'm starting to appreciate exotic pets more and more...

How in the world do vets know how to care for all these animals?

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Works for me...or at least it used to.

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Normal chains that strap on the wheels tear up cleared roads, but this can just be retracted. Brilliant.

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Agricultural Airplane getting refilled

Watch the plane settle under the immense weight.

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Okay.

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Imagine wrapping that around the front of a tank and this being all you could see.

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Sodalite is a type of rock that reacts with UV light. When exposed to it, the rock turns to a golden, lava-like color…

It shows up in the beam of a flashlight. I'm assuming it's got a UV bulb.

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I drink coffee stronger than your feelings. I definitely won't flip my shit when someone tells me that Vietnam won the war.


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PEOPLE NOT LIKE 

THE REST OF US


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Lockdown does that.

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These prom attendees are now giving the "When I was your age, young man/lady" lecture to their recalcitrant teenagers.

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Princess Diana’s iconic ‘revenge’ dress, worn the night Prince Charles publicly admitted to being unfaithful to her [1994]

And here is who he dropped her for...

She must be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
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That guy looks a lot like my older brother.

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I Googled Patric Stewart with hair...wasn't disappointed...

And...
And...
And...
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How wonderful.

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Okay, forget about the wreck but rather look at the idiot watching it from mere feet away. He had no idea what was going to happen.

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Except for the Flying Spaghetti Monster - it's the one true god.
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Did you know that teenage girls practice walking away from a full-length mirror until they get that sway just right? Well, they do.

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Find Four Differences


 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

B0 - This is a scene from 12 monkeys with Bruce willis.

psm

Dr. WeTodd said...

B0- "Twelve Monkeys" A good movie

MIKE HARRIS said...

Best blog for months; NO POLITICS is the key!

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: Just found two differences so far. Horse statue legs, people next to left horse statue.
Raul

Inchworm said...

B1 declining cardiac rhythm?

Ralph Henry said...

Inchworm,
By Jove, I think you did it!

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