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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, March 29, 2021

MONDAY #4478

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Ok hear me out: Undercover Boss, only it's Jesus in the Republican Party.

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A new garden feature. What do you think?


This may be premature but at least it's afloat.

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PONDERABLES


Read that again, and again, and again!

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Words have consequences and "China Flu" and the like is killing people.

^^A2^^

Fuck 'em.

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Chiropractors are the closest thing to snake oil salesmen we have today.

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No! I want to hear what they have to say. I heard Tucker Carlson tell Americans that having women in the military was a bad idea. I know that every general in charge of warfighting disagrees with him.

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Learning for free?? That's SOCIALISM!!

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Pick you battles carefully.

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One time I was late to practice and the coach made me run laps and my dad was the coach - he drove me to practice.


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GET LEARNT


^^B1^^

And it makes perfectly good sense.

^^B2^^

The Diomedes, two small islands in the Bearing Sea are famous as one of the few places where you can travel back in time, sort of…

SOURCE LINK
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Repairing a motorcycle radiator

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How they put horses in CT machines.

Reminds me of my honeymoon.

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Only $17,400 in Saigon

 I think he went a little extreme on the nose. 

And how does an unemployed Vietnamese kid come up with $17K?

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Soil liquefaction?

^^B9^^

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In case you are wondering what marriage is like, my wife and I just had a fight over the fact that I wouldn't tell her where I hid the candy she asked me to hide from her.


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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?


Well, that brings up some old memories...

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My wife read me a headline from our local newspaper: Teenager Arrested For Having Sex With Dog.

So fucking what? Why is this even a thing? Some dogs just seem to ask for it...

Some dogs even insist on it...

There are even dog sex tutorials on the internet...

They must both be beginners.

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The old age we all deserve...

Riding a train with an eyepatch, a spear, and a live crow on his shoulder.

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This is a meme format called Confession Bear.

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Speaking of odd feet...

Would any of you smart MFs like to explain that to me?

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No.

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Step One: Shut the damn doors.

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It just stripped the flesh right off the bone. Wow!

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How NOT to cut down a tree.

That kickback almost took off her face!

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Don't ask your wife where she wants to go eat. Ask her to guess where you are taking her and take her to her first guess.


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*MNBT

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PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING


Notice the rope restricting kickback.

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Get the reference?

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These are not your daddy's flashlights...

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Cosplaying both Beauty and the Beast

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Thank you Anonymous Installation Artist.

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Let's take another look at this masterpiece.

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John Cleese and Graham Chapman (before their Monty Python fame), with Tim Brooke-Taylor and Marty Feldman, lampooning the stereotypical "rich people claiming they were happier when they were poor."

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Two people who really love their dogs...

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An amazing recovery...

And...scoring from the next county over...

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NOTE: Those are from England.




5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time: Reindeer

n2prenr said...

"Whatever happened to punctuation" "Whatever happened to punctuation"?...FIFY

Anonymous said...

Previous virus names include Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS), Spanish Flu, Covid variants British, Brazil and South African. UK variant (B.1.1.7), South Africa variant (B.1.351)
Brazil variant (P.1). Call it the super cooties, everyone knows where it came from. Given that, there is no justification for these attacks on any ethnic group….even whites.

A6: Many retired commanders do not agree. Active duty career military are pressured to do so and to advance their careers and demonstrate their wokeness.

Ralph Henry said...

A6 Commenter,
Bull fucking shit! "Many retired commanders" my ass. Name them.
The modern US military would collapse without women.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle:
CENT RE MAIN
WITH IN SIDE
SUE DE BIT
ADD ER RED

Raul

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