One Of My Very Own
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TIMELY ITEMS
Recorded from Hillsboro, OR
The Falcon 9 second stage from the Mar 4 Starlink launch failed to make a deorbit burn and is now reentering after 22 days in orbit. Its reentry was observed from the Seattle area at about 0400 UTC on Mar 26.
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The CVS cashier asked me how my day was going as she rang up my diarrhea medicine.
PONDERABLES
"Stare into the void, and take a deep breath."
"Remember that you are Legion. Most of the life on this planet is single cells. Your corpus is made of millions of living things, working in concert to conquer the Earth and protect their children. Your body is a world: the forests of your eyebrows and the abyssal depths of your gut contain multitudes. They rely on you."
"Remember that you are Ancient. You didn’t just appear at birth; you have budded off a living entity, a small spark from a larger flame flying away to alight somewhere new. The ancient flame of life handed down, mother to son, father to daughter, ad nauseam, never extinguished, forever and ever, amen. Do not let it be extinguished."
- Author Unknown
I find it hilarious that people think they can affect the course of the entire universe by doing stupid shit like that... or this...
Or this...
Or this...
Or this...
How delusional can it get? Read this:
"Mommy, can I talk to Grandma?"
"Sure, honey. Just get on your knees, close your eyes, and hold your hands like this, and then she will hear you."
^^A3^^
Did you know there were a lot of active volcanoes under Antarctica ice?
Read all about it.
And then there are these people...
What every American should be taught by NASA:
Inter-species Romance
It's all giggles and farts until that motherfucker gets it in its brain to bite your genitals off...its attack mode of choice.
It was 10 years ago
Those were some of the most traumatic images of my life.
And it did more to set back nuclear power than any one event.
How about we make two new rules:
1. Don't build a plant over a fault line.
2. Don't build it where it can flood.
That is what it means to be uncultured.
*MNBT
The truck was overweight so these potatoes had to be offloaded. Locals were on their way to pick over the spoils before it freezes.
I worked in a bar that was just up the road from the Highway Patrol Headquarters. Periodically one of the officers who manned a weigh station would arrive with a trunkload of shit that had to be offloaded from an overweight truck.
I once got four cases of vinegar that took me years to use up.
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I'll never understand guys who pay dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong.
DROLL ITEMS
Here are some comments left on the site of origin:
"It is a special safety pin he can spread open at the hinge. He uses specific balance points and foreshortening for the illusion of threading it."
"This guy fooled Penn and Teller twice."
"Lesbian sex is so complicated."
That last one got me thinking so I did some research...
(PS: I like putting that together.)
Even at that tender age, I wondered why they didn't print age-appropriate short stories on the back of the boxes.
I would love to eat this...
What do you think it is? Emu?
“The Force is strong with this one.”
Speaking of...
I added the bit at the bottom because I'm an asshole...a funny asshole, but still an asshole.
🎶In the jungle, the mighty jungle...🎶
"We don't need to hire a professional designer, I can do it myself."
We've found the Day Drinker...
What the fuck were they thinking?
That white horse is thinking love is in the air.
Speaking of...
Rise and shine, Folio Olioians...
^^B13^^
Now THAT is how to leave a comment!
During staythefuckathome try Bollywood...
Think of how much more effective it would be if the "woman" were wearing a mask.
"That's what best friends are for."
- Dog probably
Imagine writing a scene that people remember for...ever.
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I always carry emergency confetti in my pocket in case there is any good news.
I feel his pain.
HUMAN TOIL
I would tip the shit out of that guy.
Here's another view of these two...
If my guess is correct that scene took many takes.
My friend worked on a TV commercial for a daily newspaper where a television set was thrown onto a front porch and when it hit sparks erupted. My friend told the advertisement agency that he knew where he could get a lot of used TV sets but the agency insisted on using brand new sets. It took 20 or so to get all the effects right.
If it works it's not stupid.
I almost missed the "buggy".
Instructions? Who needs to read the instructions?
I always thought that the brilliance of a grass roof was that it required no maintenance.
Oh, well.
I'm looking at the bright white roller and the shiny new cable and I'm thinking that this the maiden voyage.
Never ever volunteer for the maiden voyage.
There are far too many new proposed legislation to list but check this shit out:
Petty crap like that pisses me off and it would piss me off no matter what party they belonged to.
Instructions? We don't need no stinkin' instructions!
Find Three Differences
4 comments:
A9 is from a spoof site. hardtimes
Puzzle: Face plate rivets, vertical rod left of center, jet plane.
Raul
B!4: Agree....there are. Hopefully he (bad PC) will find one soon.
Below C11: I was angry too when I read it was a misdemeanor to give food a water to those waiting in line to vote in georgia. But that is not exactly how it was written. The whole article lists a slew of things you can't do within 150 feet of a voting entrance. Giving someone food or water was one of them.
You really need the entire statement to understand that one little sentence. The intention is to protect voters from outside influences as they near their turn to vote.
"...including, but not limited to, food and drink” to a voter within 150 feet of a poll.
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