One Of My Very Own
Did you notice the kid only has one shoe?
Maybe it's part of his act.
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PONDERABLES
Now that I'm not painting any longer I felt so guilty having thousands of dollars in paint sitting around that I gave it all away.
Chefs are the only artists whose art is digested.
And here's the artist...
Guilty...once or twice.
That seems like a hundred years ago.
As a Southerner, I realize that it doesn't matter how gallantly you fought if you were on the wrong side...the side that got their asses kicked.
Dolly Parton getting a dose of her own medicine.
She knew she would be televised so she wore a dress with appropriately positioned holes.
My favorite fast food.
And then without notice, they closed every single Krystal Burger place in the state of South Carolina. I'm still not fully recovered from the trauma.
If you belong to a political party that attracts Nazis and other white supremacists then you might want to reassess your values.
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Some goober in Mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score. How is that fair?
And they are just stupid enough to fall for it.
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
It one of the funniest things I have ever read.
The small print is just as funny as the headline.
Yeah, when you pass 70 you come to accept that.
My Uncle Bill would tell the waitress he wanted two eggs. She would ask how he likes them and he would say that he likes them just fine. Then she would ask how he would like them served and he would say both at the same time, please. Then she would ask him how he would like them cooked and he would say oh, I like them cooked most of all.
They don't want me on that jury.
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I've never seen them frolic like that.
Without hunters, this would be the daily commute for all of us.
Did you notice that the rescuer was on a skateboard...with no rear wheels?
Parents have nightmares about such things.
Probably one of the cooler igloos I've seen.
Igloo igloo.
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CPR is just the human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it will work again.
HUMAN EXERTION
There ought to be an Olympics of stuff people mastered during the staythefuckathome.
I post a lot of log splitters because of my past horrors of having to do it by hand.
What is the white area at the bottom? Anybody?
I filmed my wife at her latest Gay Pride parade...
And here's an old film of her hard drug days...
"Dude, I said let's go "BIKING" this weekend."
Whoopsie.
I would like to meet that guy.
Notice how level he keeps the barrels!
A real pro.
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When my wife snores she sounds like an asthmatic yak drowning in custard.
S.T.E.M. MATTERS
The most important question in human history is: Can you prove it?
I think the trick to having "flying cars" for daily commutes is not to have them fly too high or too fast. All they basically have to do is fly higher than the tallest vehicle. Their commute time would be cut drastically by not having any delays such as traffic jams or red lights.
Guess what this is.
Give it some time.
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Here's a close-up.
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That is the thickness of a penguin's coat of feathers.
We need all the brains we can get.
Using Legos to design rovers.
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Those would be perfect for waitstaff.
Let me get this straight - you strap yourself into a rocket, fly into space, check into a space hotel, and THEN YOU GO TO A FUCKING MOVIE?!?!
https://imgur.com/gallery/nYh2LxV
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Waitress was picking up plates and asked me if I was done? I said no I'm not dumb. She said haha no, I mean are you finished? I said no I'm American not Finnish. I laughed while my wife and kids rolled their eyes.
B11: did you notice the rescuers skateboard had no rear wheels?
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