One Of My Very Own
I made that the day my server, Abby, told me what it meant.
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Now that I've been vaccinated every time I walk past my wife I chant, "Antibody man walkin' here, boss., antibody man walkin'.
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And don't tell me he is doing it over concern of our debt after years of spending money like a drunken sailor.
Caution: Something Americans suck at.
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It's easy to think that people with problems just aren't trying hard enough when the truth is that they are probably doing the very best they can.
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I once had a very dear friend who was extremely conservative. I once asked him if any of his conservative solutions had ever been proved to be wrong. He said no. I asked him if he meant that he had never made a political mistake and again he said no.
That proved to me that he had brainwashed. I have never had a liberal tell me that they were flawless.
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That guy must have met my wife.
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That was only two generations ago.
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I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef don't have any tattoos.
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If you belong to a political party that welcomes Nazis you might want to wonder why. And I don't mean why the party does it but rather why you belong to it.
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My daughter wanted to be an astronaut.
But her head wouldn't fit in any known helmet.
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Frozen Minnehaha Falls
located in Minneapolis, Minnesota
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On one of my roadtrips, I stayed in a room in Sante Fe that had dozens of crucifixes. I couldn't sleep a wink.
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When ships are built for rough seas they don't make the boat real strong but rather they make it flexible to twist and turn with the waves. But like a flexed coat hanger bent too much too often it will break.
The moment this cargo ship snaps for precisely that reason.
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Men will bury their emotions for decades and then take it all out on the children tubing behind the boat he is driving.
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I could watch that all afternoon.
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Agave harvest for tequila
I wonder how much tequila that one plant would yield.
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They claim it's an 'anti-flood treatment for cars'.
Maybe, but if it's really watertight wouldn't it just float away?
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It not only cuts it but also bevels it. I think that's to facilitate joining.
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I think that is called a symbiotic relationship.^^C7^^
That's me not reacting to Trump cultists.
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The phrase "Don't you dare" is actually "Do not you dare" and that confuses me.
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Keanu Reeves and David Bowie. This photo was taken in 1995, when Keanu's band Dogstar was the opening act for David Bowie's U.S. Tour at The Hollywood Palladium.
I'm not saying Keanu is stoned but I have seen a whole bunch of stoned people who looked just like that.
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I wonder if he ever gets bored of doing that. I doubt it.
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How to pick up chicks
Russians.
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Over the years I painted several murals for a very rich man. He once told me that the only difference between a rich man and a poor man is that when the shit hits the fan the rich man is better dressed.
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My friend worked on a Swamp Thing remake heading the set construction crew.
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The red markings on the ice...
Are to help judge distance and he flew far past them almost to the uphill reverse slope.
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That’s a wrap, Christo 1962
I never knew he worked that small.
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Okay, I get the dog treats to break the boredom but what about the open window during a snowstorm.
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A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply.
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"You car should be ready in about 2 minutes."
"They're just warming it up now."
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*Language not safe for all audiences.
Helmets are a must for idiots.
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I've wanted to do that to more than one of my students.
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The real reason Ted Cruz's daughter demanded to be taken to Cancon.
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"Let's swing on this vine, it will be fun," they said.
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That's a "Fuck it I quit" gesture if I've ever seen one.
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https://imgur.com/gallery/kcIHXeO
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I knew a drop-dead gorgeous young woman who had a scholarship in softball. She used to brag that she was the only heterosexual on the team. I had no reason to doubt her.
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Find Three Differences
4 comments:
puzzle time: The color of the U on her top, the adidas symbol in her skirt, the 2nd cheerleader missing foot
more like this pls
And the light between the goal posts looks larger in the pic on the right.
Raul
A4: Not many liberal friends, eh? Softball: One summer olympics the committee dropped women's softball. I thought it was because the US always won but now I know the real reason. Nah, it is because the US always won.
Did you just make my point?
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