One Of My Very Own
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HUMOR IS AS HUMOR DOES
Well, of course, Covid would say that!
Whaaaaaat?
See, where I come from "packed her shit" means a whole nother thing.
Another person I would like to meet.
Then days later I found this...
That is not the smile of a man who denies it.
Floating Poop Pool Thermometer
Prank your friends in Fahrenheit and Celsius.
A mouse in KN95 mask in a car.
More from the Sign Guy...
I concur, but anything beyond a handful is just wasted.
Watch carefully and don't give up too soon...
Have you ever wondered why he would be in such a hurry?
Here's why...
Watch this footwork very carefully...
Look at this lady scratching her ass...
This really happened!
Of course, it is easily explained...
It a clump of snow sliding down the windshield.
It's been a long search but I finally found a clip of my nut face...
My wife is the one who is into pyrotechnics.
The sounds we made once caused a family to move out of their cabana next door to ours while on vacation in Mexico. True.
My wife asked me to go to her ballroom dancing class.
I thought it meant wearing extra-large sweat pants to give my junk space to giggle at will.
"I'm from Alabama and it smells like my sister."
And don't try to deny it.
I'm a son of the South and I know.
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Genie: I offer you 3 wishes.
Me: Make it 4.
Genie: Granted. You have 3 left.
LET'S GET SMARTER
Mothers. I mean, DAMN!
It's pronounced "ASS-phalt", not "ASH-phalt."
I don't get it. Anybody?
That is NOT how we make it in America.
I've never enjoyed anything as much as that squirrel is enjoying that rug wall.
It’s called “egg candling”, and the opaque eggs are most likely fertilized, the eggs that are allowing light through are not fertilized.
Bad sportsmanship leads to an arrest.
Okay, pay attention.
Here's a sport where you are supposed to beat the shit out of one another, but there are rules. That guy refused to go to his corner at the end of the round and was...ARRESTED!
But I have stated previously that fights in other sports should be prosecuted. Then I ran across this gem...
Massive 10+ meter anaconda found in Brazil
I want somebody to try that and let me know if it works.
I want every single one of you with children or grandchildren to show them this. But first, let them guess what will happen.
I can only assume it is hyper important to place the nail at the exact mid-point between the ends.
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Genie: I grant you 3 wishes.
Me: I wish you couldn't count.
Genie: Granted. You are now out of wishes. Bye.
THOUGHTS ON AMERICA
^^C1^^
Anyone who has ever worked in either will tell you that is true.
This is just a portion of the 3000 health care workers who have died this year taking care of us.
Remember when that wasn’t controversial?
There was a very famous case here in South Carolina where a woman worked to put her husband through medical school and when he graduated he divorced her. The court awarded her one-half of his practice. This outraged most men in my bar. Here's the way I explained it.
Let's suppose that a man and wife jointly buy a racehorse then get a divorce. Naturally, they would both own half of the racehorse. Well, that man's medical practice is her racehorse.
There is an argument that we can't have renewable energy because it will put oil and coal workers out of work. What if this argument had won out when we were switching from horses to automobiles, or air travel over trains, or any other advancement. Remember that the electric light tanked the lantern oil industry.
I never feared a nuclear war.
As a nuke guy, I knew my base would be the highest priority target and that I would be vaporized before I even knew the war had started.
Please read this and really think about the points he is making.
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My grandmother used to think it hilarious to fart and burp at the same time. 70 years later I still giggle when I do it.
*Collective Moans
SKILLS THAT TAKE TIME TO MASTER
Anything a man can do at 60 feet a woman can do at 15 feet.
Did you notice that they are both left-handed?
Naked Raku Pottery
Final results are also toxic. Anyone trying this at home cannot eat/drink out of anything that was a raku glaze.
He's clearly wearing clothes.
When I made those I used leaves instead of newspaper and it left much more organic shapes on the pots.
So, how did the first guy find out that this worked? Did he try curvy lines? Did he draw the line out to the sides first?
Squatting 1102lbs
I like to see the early practices where they fail...
And...
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1 comment:
puzzle time
the 2nd letter of their favorite drink is the first letter of the person's name
Harry: Whiskey
Olga: Vodka
Ursula: Rum
India: Tia Maria
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