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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, March 11, 2021

THURSDAY #4460

One Of My Very Own



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YOU DESERVE A SMILE TODAY


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Bons-high

Hahahabananaha!

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I vote for bare feet toes.

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Wait for it...
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This is my reaction when finishing a really great book.

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*MNBT

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My wife's safe word is "Meatloaf". It means "I would do anything for love but I won't do that."


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DEEP THOUGHTS


When climate change hits hard, you are going to ask how could "they" have done such a thing when the real question is why did "we" let them do it.

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Remember, I don't care which party to which you belong if you lie to me you are out.

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ME: "Here's a half-million peer-reviewed articles explaining what causes global warming; what we have to do to mitigate it; and what will happen if we don't turn it around."
Deniers: "I don't believe you."
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I like having a strong military but with a third of America's children going to bed hungry what is it that they are protecting us from?
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This is an easy woman not to like. She should learn just to keep her mouth shut every once in a while. But every once in a while she hits one out of the park!

But dogs tend to love her...

*MNBT

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Maybe, just maybe, they don't want to belong to the party that locked up little children after sending their parents back to their countries of origin.

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What a guy!

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A brand new deadly virus comes to America. We know nothing about it. Fauci makes recommendations on the scant information available. As he learns more the recommendations change. Now we have mutations of that virus. Recommendations change.
What the fuck would you advise him to do?
He gave you the very best advice - the same advice of EVERY WORLD LEADER - and what did you do with it?

And...
I would have put Americans instead of politicians.
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Our disdain for the educated may be our downfall.

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Let's play a game called: Inventing your own country...from scratch.
We all want to vote for our leaders, etc, etc.
But what else?
Do you want all of the citizens of your new country to be healthy? How's the best way to do that?
Do you want your citizens to be the smartest in the world? How do you propose achieving that goal?
How about having the fewest women die in childbirth?
How about having no child go to bed hungry?
In your country should half of the citizens not wear masks during an airborne spread pandemic?
Should 10% of your citizens be allowed to hoard 90% of the wealth?
Is there anybody out there who wants your country to be Nazi? How about communists?
Remember, it's your game so plan well for the future.
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Most boomers were a sad lot. They were taught things like "wearing a hat at the dinner table is rude" and they were too stupid to realize that makes no fucking sense at all.


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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


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I stumbled across a meme of this mural in my hometown by my friend and fellow muralist, Blue Sky.
When the skies cleared after a prolonged rain he had an epiphany and changed his name to Blue Sky...or so the story goes.
His girlfriend - a strict vegetarian - changed her name to Mucus Free.
I often laughed imagining his bedroom banter - "Oh, Mucus, Mucus, Mucus!"
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Fast ain't he?
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I bet that is his thousandth try at doing that.
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DIY workshop vacuum switcher.

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Vortex Fountain

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Guess the outcome...

I'll just be damned! He nailed it!!
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Post Traumatic Stress need not involve combat.
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How many drinks do you have a week?

I don't know. I'm an alcoholic not a fucking accountant.


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HUMANS PERSPIRING


He even saved the bike!
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Don't give up on this too early...

That's not his first rodeo.

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How could you not love this game?

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This lady is feeding turtles and is about to get the bejesus scared out of her.

 From whence does the threat emerge?

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While on one of my few rides on a subway a very similarly disturbed woman got on and sat right next to me - screamed the whole time. I guess she assumed I wasn't much of a threat.

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What a difference one step and one second can make...

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That tells me that the truck was speeding.

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There has to be an easier way to boil water.

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I like the way the blue ramp lifts the log up to the splitter.

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Cause regular skiing just isn't dangerous enough.

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Only a drunk could have survived that.

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https://imgur.com/gallery/ntSJD0X

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Can you find nine 90s bands illustrated here?


 

7 comments:

D'Ascoyne said...

B6
So AOC raised $4 million for a red state?

How about the estimated 25,000-40,000 jobs and $30 billion in revenue she lost for New York when she headed the movement that drove Amazon away?

David said...

B10 -- there's only 21 prison uniforms.....

Anonymous said...

I only got Alice in Chains, Radio Head & Smashing Pumpkins.......
Towanda

weaponoffishdestruction@gmail.com said...

I can get 7 of 9 in puzzle time.

Anonymous said...

I'll add Screaming Trees, Hole, Nine Inch Nails (maybe), Matchbox 20. That's all for me.
Raul

Anonymous said...

soundgarden, nine inch nails, pearl jam, matchbox 20, screaming trees

Anonymous said...

Matchbox 20
Hole
Nine inch nails
I didn't get the road with notes or whatever that was on the table.

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