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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

TUESDAY #4458

 One Of My Very Own

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Why do so many people change their standards when criticizing aberrant behavior? Why does it matter what party you belong to when assessing wrongdoing?

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I bet that during the bubonic plague people were like "Fucketh 1346. I can't wait for 1347."


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THINK ABOUT IT


Why would I want to do a thing like that when I can watch it at home in my underwear...with endless snacks?

^^A1^^


So, women need no such reminder?

^^A2^^

Game show contestant objects to defeat

Exactly how I have always assumed they reacted in outtakes.

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The Women of Bonanza

Back when there were only three TV channels everyone watched more or less the same shows. One of these shows was Bonanza and there were collective moans from thousands of households when one of the men brought home a woman. 

We moaned because the women ALWAYS died before the end of the hour.

^^A4^^

Just wait until everybody has self-driving cars.

And I can't stop thinking about the dead grandparents whose self-driving cars will deliver their corpse right to the grandchildrens' driveway.

^^A5^^

I'm assuming the pipeline is heated and they use it to forestall the freezing of their motor.

^^A6^^

A good sax solo be like that.

I once asked my mother to buy me a sax and lessons. She refused.

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I've given what extraterrestrials will look like a great deal of thought. With planet size and climate being similar there is no reason to think life would have any reason to evolve differently than here on Earth.


The body symmetry works for our higher life forms so why not elsewhere?

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I regret that I never learned weld.

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Draw your own iceberg and see how it flips and settles itself.

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Why wouldn't they just do it in the dead of night?

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An English language academy in Valencia (Spain)

Tiny spelling changes mean so very much.

Think of the profound difference in meaning that is caused by a slight change in spelling.

I could not...

I would not...

I should not...
Note: I looked up images of "should not" and this image popped up first.
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Avalanche control before a resort opens.

Imagine all those early humans during the Ice Age who not only had to learn all the telltale signs of such dangers but they had to be very, very good at it or their whole clan would, could, or should be wiped out.
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Think of the spit, vomit, various feces, snot, spilled medicines, etc that could be tracked into a cleanroom.

I once asked a pharmacy professor if children using too much hand sanitizer would adversely affect the development of their immune systems and he said that just changing shoes gives them more germs than I could imagine.

^^A16^^

Nobody seems to understand the fragility of our ecosystem as we rush headlong in doing everything we can to destroy it.
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The first rule of Mime Club is you don't talk about Mime Club.


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PERFECTLY TIMED/POSITIONED PHOTOS


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I don't think it's suppose to do that.
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Sisters be like that.
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I'm pretty sure he's sitting in front of a billboard...sitting just right that is.
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The Godfather horse assassin?
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Another one bites the dust.
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"Take your little brother with you."
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Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.


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FUN STUFF


"Suspicious" item in hedge turns out to be abandoned mannequin legs...

The prankster probably called the police himself then watched the fun from afar.
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President Nixon visited China ending 20 years of frosty relations with the USA (1972)

It was a bit tense in the beginning but Nixon mellowed out quickly...

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Same for goat fucking.
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She's not even blonde.
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Here's a hint:

^^C10^^

A glamor photo for her foot-loving husband?
I approve.
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The close call of the week goes to...

It's called a Tokyo drift and was first made popular by Forrest Gump in that train cartoon.

^^C17^^

Cranking it into reverse makes everything better...
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And...
It's called a Cob ReCorner and I want one.
^^C19^^

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Never ride with you feet on the dash!
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People who believe incredible things without any evidence can be convinced to do terrible things for no reason.
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The ancient sword dance
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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: forget about the guy in camo. What about the others? We have a guy in a kilt. To the right a hobish looking dress. You are the person behind the camera. What brought these persons together, and why the contrast in atire?

David said...

Never ride with your feet on the dash-is it just me or can you see a face in the middle of the xray?

Ralph Henry said...

David - It's just you.

Scott James said...

I see it clear as day. Yhe dark area directly below the spine.

Anonymous said...

All I see is someone who will never put their feet on the dash again...

psm

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