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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

WENESDAY #4466

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

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PONDERABLES


You know the wages are low in Thailand when...

There is a lot about that I don't understand.

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Mindnumbing distraction.

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If this was advocated by the fashion magazines then women would surely wear them.

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Physicists Claim That A Multiverse Has To Exist

The concept of multiverses isn’t just in fiction. Physicists believe that a multiverse has to exist in our universe today, because of how the different clusters of stars and galaxies are placed, what they are made of, and how they move.  Forbes details more reasons why scientists subscribe to this theory: 

While a variety of interpretations were initially suggested, they all fell away with more abundant evidence until only one remained: the Universe itself was undergoing cosmological expansion, like a loaf of leavening raisin bread, where bound objects like galaxies (e.g., raisins) were embedded in an expanding Universe (e.g., the dough).

If the Universe was expanding today, and the radiation within it was being shifted towards longer wavelengths and lower energies, then in the past, the Universe must have been smaller, denser, more uniform, and hotter. As long as any amount of matter and radiation is a part of this expanding Universe, the idea of the Big Bang yields three explicit and generic predictions:

a large-scale cosmic web whose galaxies grow, evolve, and cluster more richly over time,

a low-energy background of blackbody radiation, leftover from when neutral atoms first formed in the hot, early Universe,

and a specific ratio of the lightest elements — hydrogen, helium, lithium, and their various isotopes — that exist even in regions that have never formed stars


I tend to lean toward us living in a multiverse.
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Is this a great country or not? Children having to earn their own surgery fee.

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Look at photos of Nagasaki and Hiroshima today.

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I got accepted for a porn movie role. I was to play the husband going off to work.


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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


I can do that.

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Is this slowed down?

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Tube fluorescent lights are sold in Lowe's in two tints and to get a natural light I place one of each in my fixture.

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They are returning all those thousands of freezing Texas turtles back to the ocean.

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Wow!

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"Not fucking my bitches, bitch."

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One of my favorite memories is the wife and I settling into our hot tub to watch a full lunar eclipse. I asked, "What percentage of humans have viewed a lunar eclipse?" The wife guessed 90%. Then I asked, "But how many have viewed a lunar eclipse in a hot tub?" She guessed 1%. Then she said, "What percentage of men have watched a lunar eclipse in a hot tub while getting a blow job?"

I leaned back and sighed, "I'm the only one!"

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Seems to work.

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Neill Blomkamp prepares the sequel to District 9!

I really liked that movie. Veiled condemnation of Apartheid.

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I haven't a clue.

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????

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I can only assume the person in the doorway is in on the gag.

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Lots of pretty cool stuff:

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Dozens of icons were found in the walls of the destroyed hospital.

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The raised big toe.

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I've been installing a couple of Keyspoons every time I go out.

Most of the time I forget to photograph them.
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When a woman is murdered the cops always interview the husband first. That tells you all you need to know about marriage.


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THAT AIN'T RIGHT


It's always funnier when it happens to royalty.

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There are two kinds of people.

Guess which one I am.

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A 1270 square kilometer iceberg broke away from the Brunt ice shelf in Antarctica.

At first, I thought that was a crack in the plane's window.

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Instant Karma

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The bricklayers MUST be drunk.

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The sounds I made during sex in my 30s I now make when I'm getting really comfortable in bed at night.


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I almost missed the final gag.

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THAT'S LIFE


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If it fills you with joy then just go for it!

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I read that even faking a smile can improve you mood and I can only assume dancing does the same thing.


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One of my favorite clips:

Be the Kind of Man People Miss

Unmute

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We're not only bigger than they are we are smarter than they are. In the case of the wrong colored plate - allow your kid to pick her own plate...and yours. It's called helping set the table and it's a good thing.


My children did not have to clean their room as long as the door was closed. It's called choosing your battles carefully.

Likewise, if they didn't put their dirty clothes in the laundry basket then they simply didn't get washed and had to be worn dirty. Problem solved. 

BTW: I have two completely different daughters and this is usually how the halves of their room looked.


Here's parenting done right.

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Here's how I refute Trump's BIG LIE that the election was stolen:

If you think someone stole your car you go to the police and have them investigate. The Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, and the Justice Department investigated the election and found no widespread wrongdoing.

In the case of your stolen car, you could sue the guy in court. Dozens of courts heard the "evidence" of voter fraud and almost all simply threw it out without comment because it did not even merit comment.


But what's sad is that millions of people will read those facts and STILL believe the lie.

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Why is it that some Americans have to fight for the right to be treated just like other Americans?

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And who gives a shit what two guys do with their dicks?

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Want to be loved unconditionally? Get a dog.


Homeless man reunited with his dog at an animal shelter


This is Nina. She’s protecting her human dad, a blind and diabetic man, who collapsed in the street.

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The whole country knows that Republicans will do anything to keep Biden from getting a win...even if it goes against their own self-interest.

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"Hammer."

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This still makes me smile but I have to send you elsewhere to see it.

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Again I have to send you elsewhere.

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A PLEA FROM YOUR HOST

If you know anywhere I can find more puzzles please let me know because I am flat out running dry.


Find Three Differences




2 comments:

Inchworm said...

press tag on person in background
lipstick
hand

Anonymous said...

And his teeth are showing in one
Four differences

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