One Of My Very Own
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OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Periodic table on the chemistry building of UNAM, Mexico City.
That got me thinking about Russia and its alphabet.
And if it was used in a periodic table in that country. It is not.
I have never experienced a non-bitch move. I hate moving so much I swore never to move again and 30 years later here I am.
I found this on a humor site. It had no comment, title, or comments. Can anybody find anything out of the ordinary?
I will probably kick my own ass when it turns out to be something obvious.
Well, that didn't age well.
We parents need to prepare them early for their inevitable demise.
15 cm rocket barrage from a Panzerwerfer battery in 1944
I read that some of those rockets explode over the battlefield like giant shotgun shells...killing anyone under it. And their swath of destruction is measured in square miles.
I expected to see more of these by now.
I'm amazed by their use of such safety equipment.
All I can think about is what would happen if all of the lock gates malfunction at the same time in the open position. Terrifying thought.
Not in a million years would I do that.
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I can't believe ringtone sales were a thing at one point. I hate hearing my phone ring. It's been on vibrate for like a decade and even then I don't answer it.
Nuclear has the lowest death ratio of any other form of energy per TWh. Not saying renewables can't ever be the backbone of an energy grid worldwide (currently can work in certain areas), just as it stands today, energy storage technology needs to make significant leaps forward before that and we are quickly running out of time.
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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
His friends said this squirrel looked a little depressed when he entered the wall.
Those are thousands of crows sitting in snow-laden trees, with street lamps lighting them from below.
Rose Skull Spider
*Sorry I was had. That is not real.
*That's not just crazy...that's bat shit crazy.
Eye contact with a grey whale
Imagine needing a getaway horse and you pick that one.
We've found the dog that just got laid.
They all do that...
I think it's because their balls are lighter.
^^B8^^
Believe it or not, that is the perfect segue to my next section.
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"Rat bastard" is a very funny insult in that it implies that not only are you a rat, but you're also a rat born out of rodent wedlock.
THE JOY OF ROLLING
They don't make 'em like that anymore.
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It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that my wife is a nice person.
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AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR
I made this and it only took 4 hours and 26 minutes.
Yeah, guys do that.
The reason why things aren't always what they seem.
Three NASCAR drivers were asked why they swerve back and forth prior to restarts. One said it was to heat his tires, the second said it was to rid his tires of debris, and the third said it was because those other guys do it.
Further, I very bright student of mine stated at 5th-grade graduation that he wanted to be a professional football player. Afterward, I looked at him and said, "You want to be a pro football player?!" The kid said, "Nah, but when it was my turn everything else was taken."
Reminds me of my wife when she ODs on
Peanut M&Ms.
Well, we've found the meth dealer's house...
Can we safely assume his buddy is on top of the rock sliding the fish down?
During staythefuckathome, my wife did the exact same thing. True.
A person getting an idea before the invention of the light bulb.
Those zany Hungarians!
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Don't rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe she has hotter friends. Thank me later.
PEOPLE UNLIKE
THE REST OF US
Morticia and Gomez Fazekas?
YOU GO, GIRL!!!
I don't understand just leaving him lying unconscious like that. He may have gotten a concussion or a broken nose or knocked-out teeth. I would think immediate medical attention trumps pageantry.
I could smell the grinder.
Reminds me of this...
We May Have Found a Cellular Difference That Protects Kids From COVID-19
Two waitresses say "Happy Birthday" to a hearing-impaired four-year-old boy in sign language.
I once directed a class of deaf students in the painting of a mural. They watched carefully and were stellar. I asked the teacher how to sign Thank You and that thrilled them greatly.
I hear a senior police officer say this yesterday:
"Police don't need more training, they need more practice."
*I now think it involves this scenario:
An officer can be trained to put her taser on the non-dominant side. But they need to practice extracting it enough to achieve muscle memory.
DON'T DO THIS!
"Slaves, be obedient to your human masters with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of heart, as to Christ".
- the Bible
Demon Rum
Easier said than done, Mr. Advice Guy.
4 comments:
A3 - the only thing I could see is that the reflections in two of the rear-view mirrors look very similar - as though the same person were driving both cars.
Puzzle Time: distance is 90
12/36 + 8/36 + 4/36 + 6/36 + 6/36
6/36 = 1/6 = 15:. 15*6=90
30+20+10+15+15=90
A10:. Why is that terrifying? Please explain you logic.
FYI: water cannot flow up hill.
A10 Anon,
If all the gates malfunctioned open the water wouldn't have to flow up hill to be a catastrophe.
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