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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, May 10, 2021

MONDAY #4520

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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WHY I STAY CONFUSED


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So much...I mean, SO much going on here...

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And yet they keep marrying him time after time after time.

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Yeah, I did a double-take.

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Falling rocks

What do I do with this information?

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And how about this one? 

Do they think we bring our own goose?
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I argue that egg should be spelled “eg” and that the second “g” should only be added to describe really big eggs.


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THINGS I KNOW 

THAT YOU MAY NOT


Go ahead - tell me exactly what your heaven will be like. I'll wait.

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After my first post-coital afterglow I decided I was going to learn how to be very, very good at it.

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I know a teaching scientists who will only use a chalkboard in her lectures. There are many reasons.

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I watched "Without Words" by The Beatles. It was amazing but came and went in one night. I can't even find it with a Google search.

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My wife has a new hobby...

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I used to say that grown men put away childish things. I now say if it brings you joy then do it.

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I have had two maladies that the doctors can really explain. One was cluster headaches and the other was Meniere's disorder. The remnants of Meniere's disorder would still make walking down that hallway impossible.

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I've never seen anybody do that before.

But what is the horizontal white streak?

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Speed changes the characteristics of everything.

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Ammo storage of the Republic P-47 Thunderbolt

I've know white people who were driven crazy by how black men wore their caps.

In rebuttal, I offer this...

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Government of the people, by the people, for the people ...

Of the people, by the people, for the people, indeed.

[verification needed]

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I try as hard as I can but for me, it's not always possible.

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The Unlikely Success of Fish Sticks

Fish sticks were introduced in 1953 by Birdseye, the company that made frozen food palatable and therefore popular. Fish sticks came to be extremely popular over the decades, believe it or not because kids like them and families (and institutions) find them so convenient.

I FUCKING LOVED fish sticks!

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Yeah, well here in America we have old guys in bars.

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From a brand new loaf of bread, it took two slices and placed each in a sealed zip-lock bag. One I left out on the counter and the other I put in the refrigerator. Why? A chef told me that bread in the fridge went bad faster than bread left out. He was wrong.

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I was going into Dunnes and there were teenagers outside and one of them pointed at me and said “there’s you” to their mate and they all laughed.


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ITEMS OF INTEREST


I like it.

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Want to guess what this is?

It's a beekeeper's glove and those white dots are bee stingers.

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A guy posted a photo essay of the remodeling of his patio. It features this type of interlocking block that I posted a while back.

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Stalagmites Embody Clock-Like Chronicles of Time Over Thousands of Years

Stalagmites don't just record these dramatic instances of sudden and extreme climate events – they also act as natural timekeepers, chronicling the steady passage of time into the layers of rocks they become.

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Well, I'll be damned.

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I'm thinking that cow has been zapped with a cattle prod enough to know how to avoid it.

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Teaching kids about their inevitable fate is important.

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If I had my way...

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Listening to my grandpa complain about canceling student loan debt because he worked really hard to pay off his college tuition in *checks notes* one summer.


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A FEW LANGUAGE BITS


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Interesting names...

And...

Or so I'm told.

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You want somebody to notice your sign? 

Make it funny.

And...
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Please stop being dangerous to the rest of us. You are not owning libs. You are acting like babies.

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The anti-vaccine people confirm my long-held suspicion...

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Celebrate your wellness...

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"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

- alarmed dog probably

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Religion - not even once.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

B9 I think that is a crack in the windshield

Suppe said...

25x4=100 goals
25+50=75 games in total
75x6=150x3=450 goals altogether
450-100=350 goals in the last 50 games
350/50=7 goals per game in average

Anonymous said...

B9 - The white streak looks like a mark made by the windscreen wiper. It's definitely on the windscreen of the car filming, and not anything to do with the chap being filmed. - Robin.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: 7
100 goals in first 25 games
450 goals in 75 games total

450-100 = # goals in last 50 games
350/50=7

Anonymous said...

Not a "beekeeping glove". Looks like a heat-resistant safety glove worn while clumsily annoying bees which would explain all the venom sacks.

Anonymous said...

B9: that horizontal white streak is simply a scratch in the windshield left behind by a worn out windshield wiper.

Anonymous said...

Or....
50 is twice as much as 25. 50/25=2
6-4=2
2/2=1
6+1=7

Anonymous said...

B4 - Beatles Without Words is available on Spotify. Probably with a free account.
Raul

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