One Of My Very Own
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My wife and I met five other people at a restaurant tonight. We ate outside. All of us have been fully vaccinated. It was liberating.
It was a new real Mexican restaurant that offered "Street Tacos". How could I resist? They were magnificent.
It was the first meal at a restaurant in over a year for all seven of us because we aren't stupid. We - unlike millions of other Americans - like to err on the side of caution. Not because we are weak but because we still have critical thinking skills.
It's my dream interview at NASA. "How are your programming skills?" they ask. "Out of this world," I nervously joke. The walls shake. The interviewer starts convulsing. Several engineers run in and write math on me with sharpies. I begin to levitate.
*MNBT
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Fuck Erdoğan.
No tie-down hooks, not trailer hitch, no side rails...what the fuck good is it?
Girls with time on their hands.
Friends in need...
Crystal-Covered Folding Chair Bag
Brazilian flooded sand dunes
The oldest Olive tree in the world is in Greece.
This tree is 3,500 years old.
Well, it looks 3,500 years old!
Julie Andrews, 1952
She looked so...ordinary.
Duck swimming through cherry blossoms
I love duck.
We all need one of these from time to time, don't we?
"I've never come this way before."
I've always wondered why NASA didn't think of reusing rockets? Maybe because money was no object to them.
The Süka Pipe is a smooth, efficient travel pipe
I've found my wife's Xmas present.
Yellow Umbrella stick insect
Helicoprion is an extinct genus of shark-like eugeneodont fish.
(Artist's rendition)
Almost all fossil specimens are of spirally arranged clusters of the individuals' teeth, called "tooth whorls", which in life were embedded in the lower jaw.
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In 2031 you’ll have 3 job options: Amazon employee, OnlyFans, or dead.
THE BEST LAID PLANS
"It's quitting time, boss. What'll we do with the stairs?"
"Just tie them off where they are. We'll finish tomorrow."
That must be the opposing team.
This photograph of Evelyn McHale's Empire State Building leap in 1947 was taken 4 minutes after her death.
It is known as "The most beautiful suicide."
Guilty.
Displayed in an ashtray.
Speaking of...
A somewhat unusual view, because these insect-eating pitcher plants are typically shown with the trap door open.
I think the pole was clipped in half on impact then the top half came to rest through the windshield.
"Harold, the squirrel is in the bird feeder again!"
It's a burden that some of us must endure.
Crocs Briefs, The Most Cursed Underwear Ever Created.
Did you notice how he tried to sacrifice his friend to the snake?
Gentleman Exits Truck
And this guy was so proud of himself for surviving the accident.
(Sorry to send you elsewhere but it was too large a file for this piece of shit blog host site)
What Happens Next?
A. The waiter sets himself on fire.
B. The girl with the big earrings is set afire.
C. A guest or two are set afire.
D. Nobody is set afire.
E. God only knows the number of people scarred for life.
E. God only knows the number of people scarred for life.
This is telegraphed from the first second but still fun to watch.
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I'm already so annoyed that my grandson is going to be interviewing me for book reports on the 2020 Pandemic expecting me to be profound and I'm gonna have to be like "I spent all the whole thing stealing things from other links and posting them on my blog and drinking beer and screaming at my wife."
LET'S THINK FOR A MINUTE
It's in our genes.
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE
"And that's just for the first half of April. What the actual FUCK. If you want to say something/do something, contact your local politicians."
*I'm not advocating taking away all our guns. But it is not a choice between taking away all guns and living with the mayhem we now endure. There are measures that we can and must take. I'm open to any and all ideas.
What about the magic underwear?
*It is impossible nowadays to distinguish satire from a comment from a neighbor or coworker.
And...
I always asked questions.
I asked about all the bodies floating around in the water when I was 10 years old. I was told it was not for us to know. Bullshit. They just knew it was sinful to ask questions.
Correlation between vaccination status and political affiliation.
Take from this what you will.
4 comments:
Puzzle:
Cities=Derby, Truro, Leeds
B9: The pole was broken in half upon impact. The top portion of the pole, all but about 4 ft actually, was still being suspended by the wires. The car came to rest directly under where the pole was, and the remaining poll fell through the windshield and into the car. You can even see the bottom portion of the pole lodged under the car.
Isn't that exactly how I deduced it?
A14: Good one!
Raul
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